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Machamping

Jacking off with the use of four hands.
Marcus and Ramon were machamping Altaire. He said it was four times the intensity.
Machamping by TripleXXX January 14, 2015
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Mayheming 

Similar to the concept of tebowing, except influenced by Allstate's Mayhem commercials. Mayheming can be done on photoshop or in a live situation.
In his Mayheming photograph he did a hot babe out jogging pose in front of a fire.
Mayheming by Mayhem Fan December 30, 2011

Machamping

When you start aggressively punching someone else's dick and you rip it off and scream you do not have enough badges to train me!
I was having sex with my dog and I started machamping him.
Machamping by PINISmaster69 February 28, 2024

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026