May.d 

A tall criminal with a massive dick energy

PersonA : hey who are you ?

May.d : may.

PersonA: *damn their dick is massive I sense it

May.d by Mikothe_dilf April 30, 2021

The D'amelio Family or something i may have spelled it wrong 

The worst family on the internet right behind morgz's family, Her youngest I assume has 96 million on tic tacs or smt like that and her sister......... no. Most of their fans are cringy 12-15 yr olds that do lip syncs with songs such as uh I forgot tbh. Sometimes I wish the word: Charli never combined with : tic tac. Man its 2020 what can you say

The D'amelio Family or something i may have spelled it wrong

The D'amelio Family or something i may have spelled it wrong by pseudonym ツ October 19, 2020

whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'n't'haps'may 

The ultimate form of whomst've. If you get hit with this, you're fuckin' dead, kiddo.

Greg: @everyone
Fred: Whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'n't'haps'may pinged!?

whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'n't'haps'may by A. RANDOMGUY October 14, 2021

May Disease 

"A feelling that students and workers get around the time of May. Freed from entrance exams or the burden of finding a job, they start to express a feelling of let down or loss of purpose. They become disillusioned and begin seeing the gap between reality and what they were hoping for. all these things cause them to fall into a mild state of depression."(taken from Sgt. Frog volume 7) can be cured by showing them to apreciate what is in front of them.

1st guy: man i feel depressed.. i think i have the may disease.
2nd guy: Dude... it's october. you need a therapist.

May Disease by hmfarmer August 1, 2010

May December Relationship 

May/December relationship refers to a relationship between two people where one partner is in the "winter" of their life (old) and the other partner in the relationship is in the "spring" of their life (young). This can go either way such as the woman is older or the man is older. Being a nonspecific term, it encompasses the concept of slang words like cougar or lech (which is offensive if used on couples who are serious). This term is also tied to concepts such as "robbing the cradle."

May/December relationships can either be superficial or serious - so the term doesn't itself say anything about the status of the relationship.

Basically any kind of involved relationship where there is a substantial age difference between the two people and the relationship does not consist of either partner being considered legally underage (which is commonly known as pedophilia which is something else entirely).

1. Connor is 52 but his girlfriend Debbie is 25; therefore they are in a May/December relationship.

2. Lynda is 48 yrs old but she's a total cougar cus she's dating a 22 yr old boy named Devon; they have a May December relationship.

3. Mr.Smith is 50 and Mrs.Smith is 26. They have been married for 2 years and are in a May/December relationship.

May December Relationship by Stone Black Fox February 18, 2012

I hesitate to articulate for fear that I may deviate from the true course of rectitude 

I don't know. Literally. It means, I don't know.

Professor: Michael, what is the atomic weight of Uranium?
Michael: I hestiate to articulate for fear that I may deviate from the true course of rectitude.
Professor: What?
Michael: I don't know.

I hesitate to articulate for fear that I may deviate from the true course of rectitude by Moose September 23, 2003

may-december

a relationship between people, with a large age gap.

Dude James' girlfriend is 1 year younger than his mom, talk about a may-december relationship.

may-december by anon April 12, 2005