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Max the man 

Max the man is a bery strong guy with a big ass fucking cock like you can ride on that like it’s a bike Max the man is gonna be the best soccer play in the world he is going to be better the Lionel Messi and that is a fact
Stranger:how big is your cock

Max the man: lemme see 38.98 inches
Max the man by Bigjavi01 August 28, 2018

Man your gay max 

Used when ridiculing eccentric idiots.
Idiot: "Super manga!"
Cool guy: "Man your gay max."

Nerd: "'Fart' is 'onara' in Japanese!"
Cool guy: "Man your gay max."
Man your gay max by Suchiiben April 21, 2004

Manly Max 

A big manly guy named Max who wants a pickup truck.
Dang, Manly Max is hawt. -Every girl EVER plus a few guys
Manly Max by BigoofMax February 27, 2019

Mansplain Max

Breath-takingly daring levels of Mansplaining. Way above and beyond regular mansplaining.

Examples: Mansplaining Vietnamese food to a Vietnamese girl. Mansplaining metal music to the owner of a metal bar. Straight mansplaining how to come out to a gay guy.
Someone tried to tell the yoga teacher she was doing it wrong - while he fell out of crow pose like 9 times.

Was it Nick?

Yeah, that guy is Mansplain Max
Mansplain Max by Buakk November 21, 2019
a crazy whore
Will fuck for food
Ucontrollable desire for sex
That bitch is a maxman
The maxman fucked for a meatball sandwich
maxman by Red Sauce March 7, 2007

MaxManiac 

1. Nickname firstly used by Max K. Was created around 1993, and comes out of the combination of the words "MAX" and "MANIAC" due the excessive time MAX spent playing the wonderful game "Maniac Mansion".
2. Guy who exaggerates alot.
Guy1: Hmm... that guy is an idiot.
Guy2: Yeah, and he allways talks BS.
Girl1: NO! He´s the sweetest man alive!
Girl2: And very sexy too!
Guy3: Thats MaxManiac...
MaxManiac by MaxManiac December 19, 2002