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Max the man 

Max the man is a bery strong guy with a big ass fucking cock like you can ride on that like it’s a bike Max the man is gonna be the best soccer play in the world he is going to be better the Lionel Messi and that is a fact
Stranger:how big is your cock

Max the man: lemme see 38.98 inches
Max the man by Bigjavi01 August 28, 2018

Man your gay max 

Used when ridiculing eccentric idiots.
Idiot: "Super manga!"
Cool guy: "Man your gay max."

Nerd: "'Fart' is 'onara' in Japanese!"
Cool guy: "Man your gay max."
Man your gay max by Suchiiben April 21, 2004

Manly Max 

A big manly guy named Max who wants a pickup truck.
Dang, Manly Max is hawt. -Every girl EVER plus a few guys
Manly Max by BigoofMax February 27, 2019

Mansplain Max

Breath-takingly daring levels of Mansplaining. Way above and beyond regular mansplaining.

Examples: Mansplaining Vietnamese food to a Vietnamese girl. Mansplaining metal music to the owner of a metal bar. Straight mansplaining how to come out to a gay guy.
Someone tried to tell the yoga teacher she was doing it wrong - while he fell out of crow pose like 9 times.

Was it Nick?

Yeah, that guy is Mansplain Max
Mansplain Max by Buakk November 21, 2019
a crazy whore
Will fuck for food
Ucontrollable desire for sex
That bitch is a maxman
The maxman fucked for a meatball sandwich
maxman by Red Sauce March 7, 2007

MaxManiac 

1. Nickname firstly used by Max K. Was created around 1993, and comes out of the combination of the words "MAX" and "MANIAC" due the excessive time MAX spent playing the wonderful game "Maniac Mansion".
2. Guy who exaggerates alot.
Guy1: Hmm... that guy is an idiot.
Guy2: Yeah, and he allways talks BS.
Girl1: NO! He´s the sweetest man alive!
Girl2: And very sexy too!
Guy3: Thats MaxManiac...
MaxManiac by MaxManiac December 19, 2002
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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