Max's Meow 

An imitation of a cat's meow as a show of affection from one human to another.
Typically to make another uncomfortable or to reveal suppressed inner fealings.

Example usage of Max's Meow
Max: meow
Luke: Shudders
Max: meow
Luke: Runs away violently

Max's Meow by Joels Cat Admirer July 15, 2022

max's sister 

A total and utter babe, who's brother can hear you say "max's sister from 2.4 miles away.

Person 1: Max's sister is a bitchin' babe!
Max (shouting) from 2.3 miles away: shut up person 1 that's not funny

max's sister by AndyMac March 25, 2008

Max's Law 

Moore's Law states that processor speed will increase by a factor of 2 every 18 months (or thereabouts). Physical limitations no longer make this realistic. Therefore, we propose Max's Law: "If it's good enough to watch porn, it's good enough."

It's elementary my dear Watson, it's Max's Law.

Max's Law by DoctorsFogsWorthy October 5, 2010

max’s stream delay 

max’s internet was worse then mcdonalds bathroom wifi, the delay is 1-2 minutes long on a good day. we as a community need to get him better internet right away

max’s stream delay is so long by the time i responds to my comments i’ll have a whole family

max’s stream delay by gotta let ppl know October 21, 2020

max’s dong 

Max’s dong, the length of it can’t be described as there’s no words in the english language for it yet.

I’ve left them on max’s dong replies

max’s dong by CMX26 February 6, 2021

max's penis 

the worlds largest penis and likes to make his friends suck it

man your really have a max's penis

max's penis by JustRocky April 12, 2022

Max's Law 

"If something can be broken (either physically, digitally, or otherwise), it will be broken."

Similar to Murphey's Law, but specifically for breaking things, regardless of whether or not the outcome is positive or negative.

"How do you always fucking manage to do this?!?"

"Max's Law, dude."

Max's Law by Morgan_Rose99 June 9, 2023