Matuma 

Best person ever. Ate whole kangaroo all by himself. Never stepped on Lego. Occasionally flies.

He is so good. Almost like Matuma.

Matuma by Matuma December 29, 2017

mafumafu (まふまふ) 

-An angel sent from heaven above to bless this undeserving earth with his holy voice of which we are not worthy of.

-An utaite/vocaloid producer active since mid-2011

Person 1: Hey did you listen to Mafumafu's new song?
Person 2: Hell yeah I did - mafumafu (まふまふ) is such an amazing producer and singer!

mafumafu (まふまふ) by Yui-Nyan August 30, 2017

Mafumafu 

Japanese Vocaloid producer turned singer-songwriter. Became popular due to his impressive vocal range and the ability to sing in a high, feminine voice. Vocal equivalent of a trap.

"Mafumafu's voice is great. I bet she's super cute."

"That's a guy..."

Mafumafu by Blue9377 October 28, 2018

Maluma 

Pretty boy, dirty boy.

Maluma is daddy.

Maluma by whateveritisidc October 19, 2016

blawnde maumant 

stereotypical blonde spelling of the well know blonde moment

I had a blawnde maumant when I asked a friend when her birthday was. She said February 30th.

blawnde maumant by blawndie October 18, 2011

Masuma 

Masuma is the type of friend who'd be there for you as a shoulder or for moral support in general. You can vent your anger out on her and Shebul wouldn't say anything, only if you offend her. Usually shy but gets much more outgoing once you get to know them. Caring, supportive, creative, funny but also could be secretly dirty minded!! You could tell a Masuma anything and she'll listen to you. Masuma would yearn to be recognised or to be loved. Masuma loves her friends and immediate family an infinite amount and treats them all the same. Masuma likes anyone but the downside is that she is too gullible. Her lovely friends tell her she's beautiful inside and out but she genuinely thinks very bad of herself. And has extremely low self esteem. But in general a Masuma is an amazing person. She's kind hearted however she could turn into a savage beast I feel you piss her off. She is very down to earth and would generally be cool with anything. Masuma HATES seeing anyone fight or argue. She looks mentally and physically older than she is. Her aspirations and thoughts are very passionate but her aspirations or thoughts could change depending on the comments she gets. Annoyingly, she cares too much about what others think of her, she gets too affected and hung up over it. She's EXTREMELY straightforward with anything and everything and maybe even a bit too honest/straightforward.

"Oh wow I'd love to be a Masuma"

"Oh look there's a Masuma"
"Masumas are really cool"

"Ugh that girl is defo a Masuma"

Masuma by Mash1512 March 29, 2019

Michael Matuzak 

A freakishly strong Russian. He always wins. The only exception would be court cases.

OMG is that Michael Matuzak fucking that poor Indian kid?

Michael Matuzak by Papa Louie May 17, 2021