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mateusz
mateusz by ess ex kay February 2, 2004
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Mateusz is the polish name for Matthew. Mateusz loves soccer and his two friends start with K and M. Mateusz can be a jerk but always makes up for it. He does have a crush on a girl in his class but is bad at not showing it. Mateusz is tough on the outside and soft on the inside.
Mateusz by w a s s u p May 4, 2019
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Mateusz by Mateusz yea that legend October 15, 2019
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Mateusz can be an asshole but he's a sweet guy. If you don't date him your out of your mind!!! He's a very funny guy but sometimes when things don't turn out the way you wanted to be.
mateusz by Ugly pants February 2, 2017
Matusz
(Verb)(ma-toos) - To speak in a lengthy blathering circular fashion without providing any form of real content or dialogue to the conversation. To ramble without end even when faced with opposition from the other party of the conversation.
Person 1: "Let me just give you a background on what I do, *blah, blah, blah, blah*..."
Person 2: "Excuse me but I think I know what your asking, I can fix this quickly if you will let me --"
Person 1 interrupting: "Sir, so yeah as I was saying there is *blah, blah, blah, blah*..."
Person 2: "Are you Matuszing me right now!?"
Co-worker 1: "I overhead him on the phone earlier today with a customer. He rambled on non-stop with a customer for over 10 minutes and didn't let the other person speak until he finished blathering with no real content or meaning."
Co-worker 2: "It seems like he likes calling people just to Matusz them!"
Person 2: "Excuse me but I think I know what your asking, I can fix this quickly if you will let me --"
Person 1 interrupting: "Sir, so yeah as I was saying there is *blah, blah, blah, blah*..."
Person 2: "Are you Matuszing me right now!?"
Co-worker 1: "I overhead him on the phone earlier today with a customer. He rambled on non-stop with a customer for over 10 minutes and didn't let the other person speak until he finished blathering with no real content or meaning."
Co-worker 2: "It seems like he likes calling people just to Matusz them!"
Matusz by ironchefbobbyflay March 6, 2020
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