Mateusz

Mateusz is the polish name for Matthew. Mateusz loves soccer and his two friends start with K and M. Mateusz can be a jerk but always makes up for it. He does have a crush on a girl in his class but is bad at not showing it. Mateusz is tough on the outside and soft on the inside.

Friend that starts with a K: OMG is that Mateusz?!
Friend that starts with a M : no wayyyyyyyy

by w a s s u p May 4, 2019

Mateusz

Polish people who lack the sensible skills to function as normal members of society

Youre such a mateusz

by P0ppers July 16, 2021

Mateusz

He is really cool guy from Poland he was in mental hospital but hey theres some up sides to that.

-Hey what is your name?
-Mateusz
-Wow will you go out with me i love you from just your name alone

by Mateusz yea that legend October 15, 2019

Mateusz

The best person in the universe there is no fucking way you can hate him, in other words he is the greatest guy on earth

mateusz is great mateusz is love

by Squirrel croncker October 11, 2019

Mateusz

Dopest mf out there. Mateusz gets all the women and is rich as hell. His physique is chiseled out of stone.

“Yo this kid I met was so fine”
“Oh ya that must’ve been Mateusz”

by Homerchu1234 July 1, 2022

Mateusz

Sexy guy with great moves in bed and can get inside really quickly and bust so hard I bust in his mom

That guy was so good last night, he was a Mateusz

by SausageMaster723 July 8, 2023

mateusz

Polish name, of Matthew.

Mateusz is awesome.
Mateusz is leet

by ess ex kay February 2, 2004