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(Verb)(ma-toos) - To speak in a lengthy blathering circular fashion without providing any form of real content or dialogue to the conversation. To ramble without end even when faced with opposition from the other party of the conversation.
Person 1: "Let me just give you a background on what I do, *blah, blah, blah, blah*..."

Person 2: "Excuse me but I think I know what your asking, I can fix this quickly if you will let me --"
Person 1 interrupting: "Sir, so yeah as I was saying there is *blah, blah, blah, blah*..."
Person 2: "Are you Matuszing me right now!?"

Co-worker 1: "I overhead him on the phone earlier today with a customer. He rambled on non-stop with a customer for over 10 minutes and didn't let the other person speak until he finished blathering with no real content or meaning."

Co-worker 2: "It seems like he likes calling people just to Matusz them!"
Matusz by ironchefbobbyflay March 6, 2020
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Matusiewicz 

Polish surname, which translates to, "Son of Bear."
The surname Matusiewicz comes from the ancient-Lithuanian "Matus" ("bear") and the Polish extension "ewicz" ("Son of"). This means the verbatim English translation of Matusiewicz would be "Bearson" (the "son of bear").
Matusiewicz by SWCC22 August 14, 2008

Michael Matuzak 

A freakishly strong Russian. He always wins. The only exception would be court cases.
OMG is that Michael Matuzak fucking that poor Indian kid?
Michael Matuzak by Papa Louie May 17, 2021
Person that camps in #commands to get Trick'ord Treat points to get a stupid Halloween discord role
MatusGuy is starting to get a little annoying.
MatusGuy by MatusGuy October 16, 2020
Matúš is usually type of person who don't care about anything, he is just living his life by chilling or doing some crazy shit. He's for everything you wanna do. Matúš care about others more than about himself, he want the best for his friends. Matúš is friend with anyone, even with that cool kid in class or with the quiet one. He is talktive around people who knows, but not to new people. He need to get to know they personality. Matúš is the one who listen to everybodys problems and he's trying to help. He is very hard to open. Without Matúš there is no fun around,or even If it is, Matúš brings more.
Matúš stop drinking. His name is Matúš.
Matúš by TTTrueThingsss November 22, 2021
Mateusz is awesome.
Mateusz is leet
mateusz by ess ex kay February 2, 2004
A fucking legend. If you see Matúš and you look at him you just know that he is fucking G.O.A.T.
Matúš is GOATED.
Matúš by Fatherless child November 22, 2021
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