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(Verb)(ma-toos) - To speak in a lengthy blathering circular fashion without providing any form of real content or dialogue to the conversation. To ramble without end even when faced with opposition from the other party of the conversation.
Person 1: "Let me just give you a background on what I do, *blah, blah, blah, blah*..."

Person 2: "Excuse me but I think I know what your asking, I can fix this quickly if you will let me --"
Person 1 interrupting: "Sir, so yeah as I was saying there is *blah, blah, blah, blah*..."
Person 2: "Are you Matuszing me right now!?"

Co-worker 1: "I overhead him on the phone earlier today with a customer. He rambled on non-stop with a customer for over 10 minutes and didn't let the other person speak until he finished blathering with no real content or meaning."

Co-worker 2: "It seems like he likes calling people just to Matusz them!"
Matusz by ironchefbobbyflay March 6, 2020
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Matusiewicz 

Polish surname, which translates to, "Son of Bear."
The surname Matusiewicz comes from the ancient-Lithuanian "Matus" ("bear") and the Polish extension "ewicz" ("Son of"). This means the verbatim English translation of Matusiewicz would be "Bearson" (the "son of bear").

Matusiewicz by SWCC22 August 14, 2008

Michael Matuzak 

A freakishly strong Russian. He always wins. The only exception would be court cases.
OMG is that Michael Matuzak fucking that poor Indian kid?
Michael Matuzak by Papa Louie May 17, 2021
Person that camps in #commands to get Trick'ord Treat points to get a stupid Halloween discord role
MatusGuy is starting to get a little annoying.
MatusGuy by MatusGuy October 16, 2020
Matúš is usually type of person who don't care about anything, he is just living his life by chilling or doing some crazy shit. He's for everything you wanna do. Matúš care about others more than about himself, he want the best for his friends. Matúš is friend with anyone, even with that cool kid in class or with the quiet one. He is talktive around people who knows, but not to new people. He need to get to know they personality. Matúš is the one who listen to everybodys problems and he's trying to help. He is very hard to open. Without Matúš there is no fun around,or even If it is, Matúš brings more.
Matúš stop drinking. His name is Matúš.
Matúš by TTTrueThingsss November 22, 2021
Mateusz is awesome.
Mateusz is leet
mateusz by ess ex kay February 2, 2004
A fucking legend. If you see Matúš and you look at him you just know that he is fucking G.O.A.T.
Matúš is GOATED.
Matúš by Fatherless child November 22, 2021
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
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