matty c

a country girls’ country boy. gets mad poon, including the girl of his dreams. matty c is the guy you want to have your girlfriend cheat on you with cause he’s so spicy.

yo did you see matty c yesterday? yeah he was with my girl loren. but it’s all good though, it’s matty c.

matty c by lorthewhore May 7, 2018

matty c

a country girls’ country boy. gets mad poon, including the girl of his dreams. matty c is the type of guy you’d want to have your girlfriend cheat on you with cause he’s so spicy.

yo did you see matty c yesterday? yeah he was riding loren all night, it’s all good though. it’s just matty c

matty c by lorthewhore May 7, 2018

Fatty matty c 

Fatty Matty c is fat

Fatty matty c was walking down the road like a road man till he got chased by knife crime

Fatty matty c by Fatty matty c January 30, 2020

c-matty 

A parasite found in a mans testicles, found only with people that constantly masturbate.

A disease that turns a mans penis green and or purple and may have to be castrated.

A male that masturbates so often that orgasms can become painfull and occur in different colors

The doctor told me today, im sorry but you have c-matty

c-matty by calikid327 March 6, 2011

Matty Cooper 

A Matter Cooper is a girl(or guy) with expert skills in oral sex.

Wow, that girl is such a Matty Cooper, she gave me the gluck gluck 9000

Matty Cooper by CustardSoil September 21, 2022

Matty Croc 

the popular term 'Matty Croc' is usually defined by sticking your hand inside of a blue tongue lizards mouth while having your friend tug on your 3 inch chode while having a sip on some 4 hour old Que Cola

Fuck look at that lizard mate, should we do a Matty Croc?

Matty Croc by JFKpeekedglaz February 15, 2021

Matty chan 

A little lanky asian boy who continuously asks young innocent girls for nudes.He has no self respect and worst of all no respect for women. He thinks he’s a roadman and likes to be called a chigga...
He is confident and pretends to be popular but is actually a pale pasty spotty kid who jacks off on photos of young girls (these girls are fully clothed). He likes to video himself doing this creepy ass shit and send it to the girls he’s jacking off on. You’ll be having a conversation with him and he will say, ruffly every 10 minutes, that he needs to pause because this (perfectly normal convo) is turning him on so much that he needs to beat his meat. idk how he handles his never ending jizz machine in class.

Person 1: this weird asian boy keeps asking me for nudes. Idk who it is!

Person 2: must be Matty Chan. The only weirdo horny enough to ask you, a 11 year old for nudes.

Person 3: omg he’s a constant jizz machine!!

Matty chan by Your dads my bitch May 6, 2018