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A parasite found in a mans testicles, found only with people that constantly masturbate.

A disease that turns a mans penis green and or purple and may have to be castrated.

A male that masturbates so often that orgasms can become painfull and occur in different colors

The doctor told me today, im sorry but you have c-matty

c-matty by calikid327 March 6, 2011

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matty c

a country girls’ country boy. gets mad poon, including the girl of his dreams. matty c is the guy you want to have your girlfriend cheat on you with cause he’s so spicy.

yo did you see matty c yesterday? yeah he was with my girl loren. but it’s all good though, it’s matty c.

matty c by lorthewhore May 7, 2018

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matty c

a country girls’ country boy. gets mad poon, including the girl of his dreams. matty c is the type of guy you’d want to have your girlfriend cheat on you with cause he’s so spicy.

yo did you see matty c yesterday? yeah he was riding loren all night, it’s all good though. it’s just matty c

matty c by lorthewhore May 7, 2018

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Fatty matty c

Fatty Matty c is fat

Fatty matty c was walking down the road like a road man till he got chased by knife crime

Fatty matty c by Fatty matty c January 30, 2020

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Matt C. (MrMattimation)

Sexy animator. He's currently working on Undertale the Twin Souls. He has made many animations but not that many but many. 7,000+ subs at the moment. He's not thicc but a little thicc. Fun Fact: Most of his fans are in middle school

Matt C. (MrMattimation) is an animator get your facts right.

Matt C. (MrMattimation) by PippyItsPippyStupid March 9, 2017

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Matt C

Being as Indian as humanly possible; species also found living under a rock

Dude when did Pauly become ginger, SHUT UP Matt C

Matt C by Nb44$ June 12, 2025

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WhimZ

Gen Z whimsy

Millennial optimism may be gone, but Gen Z whimsy (WhimZ) is in.

WhimZ by WhimZ! November 5, 2026

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Frothability

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.

The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.

Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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