Mattin'

Maximizing your bodies full capabilities of relaxation. You are the couch. Typically associated with stoners.

What have you done today?
Nothing, just been mattin'.

I took a few edibles and now I'm mattin'

Mattin' by BIG mattin' November 22, 2020

mattin 

That really cool kid you wish you were, but could never be awesome enough.

"I wish i was him!"
"Totally, he's such a mattin"

mattin by john foggers May 15, 2010

Mattin 

The best hottest boy in the world who attracts all the girls and the nicest person who doesn’t advise fighting or bullying he always cheers someone up and is a very intelligent person

Mattin your so hot

Mattin by Bjgjb October 17, 2018

Bald Martin 

Bald Martin means an absolute lad a man that can do anything they are not just genius but bald one. It has been said that they are alpha male and are pro at hide and seek

Oh my look at that bald Martin he is such an alpha

Bald Martin by The truth giver December 17, 2019

bald martin 

A literal god amongst men. However, he is often pranked by his idiotic stepson - Morgz - who doesn’t realise his true power

Wow, you’re so powerful, you’ve got about 1% of bald martin’s power

bald martin by Prophet Of Martin March 9, 2019

Martin Freeman 

A British actor well-known for his work in The Office and his upcoming role as Bilbo in the Hobbit. He also plays John Watson in the recent BBC adaptation of Sherlock Holmes, and is made of kittens.
He goes fast.

Martin Freeman.

Martin Freeman by brasshelix March 16, 2011

Bald Martin 

Bald Martin is the human personification of perfection.

'I wish I was Bald Martin'

Bald Martin by bald martin the god December 18, 2019