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Used when describing you look terrible or really tired ( usually used by people in Birmingham)
"I look soooo Mattid in this picture"
Mattid by Secretnuglifer December 26, 2016
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Mattison 

A Mattison is a gorgeous, tall, beautiful goddess, who makes the people around her wish that they could be her. She is the kindest and sweetest person you’ll ever meet in your entire life. Dating a Matti is like dating an angel who has fallen from the sky and their only purpose is to be the greatest and most perfect person you could think of. She is very caring and love music and catching up with old friends. She reminisces in life and has a thoughtful outlook on like. Matti is the type of person that you always want to be around and being the boyfriend of a Matti will send shivers down your spine from her beauty.
Mattison is such a cutie
Mattison by NateFoster64 September 22, 2019
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Mattitude 

When someone is acting like Matthew Sturniolo when he's being sassy.

Examples are: rolling your eyes, pulling a "did you hear wtf they just said" face etc.
"drop the Mattitude"
Mattitude by Nevermindtho. July 19, 2022
Mattia è una persona speciale. Alcune volte pensa di esser un peso o una persona di poca importanza. Ma quello che non sa, e che non vede, è la sua bellezza. E no, non parlo *solo* della bellezza esterna, ma anche di quella interna. È una persona che nei momenti importante cerca di esserci sempre, una persona che fa regali e dediche inaspettate, quel tipo di cose che ti riscaldano il cuore. Senza di lui la vita di molte persone sarebbe scialba ed inutile. Chi lo incontra deve tenerselo stretto e trattarlo bene. E anche lui prima o poi riuscirá a vedere la sua bellissima persona❤️.
“Mattia sei bellissimo!” Disse Maria.
Mattia by Larry28lh July 31, 2020

mattiela 

the name for the greatest ship ever
Girl 1: Look at that cute couple!
Girl 2: Aww they’re such a mattiela!
mattiela by mattielaismyotp January 9, 2019

mattitude 

matt sturniolo’s attitude in their videos. it consists of eye rolling, swearing out his brothers, and being confused.
wow, matt really had a lot of mattitude in today’s video.
mattitude by lr25 July 19, 2022

Mattipulation 

The act of deceiving females into thinking you are a good person so they will blow you behind cineplex. Made famous by Canadian Matthew Xavier Lafrance, who is famous for having sex with over 50 girls in 10 day at the Ottawa Bluesfest music festival in 2017.
Utilization of the past tense (Mattipulation)

He Mattipulated her into sexual intercourse, despite her boyfriend's pleas.
Mattipulation by GreasyFrenchy February 1, 2020
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
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