Rosenbauming (adj) or Rosenbaum (noun) is defined as:
When you are unable to decipher if a boy is of legal age, but proceed to sexual intercourse regardless.
Joseph Rosenbaum: Hey man, check out that dude! I'm going to get him drunk and sleep with him!
Huber: I don't know man, he looks kind of young. He keeps talking about how he can't wait to get his driver's license.
Joseph Rosenbaum: Fuck it, I'll just Rosenbaum it.
Huber: Better watch out for Kyle!
When you are unable to decipher if a boy is of legal age, but proceed to sexual intercourse regardless.
Joseph Rosenbaum: Hey man, check out that dude! I'm going to get him drunk and sleep with him!
Huber: I don't know man, he looks kind of young. He keeps talking about how he can't wait to get his driver's license.
Joseph Rosenbaum: Fuck it, I'll just Rosenbaum it.
Huber: Better watch out for Kyle!
Person 1: That guy that Joseph is with looks pretty young. Did he ask him for his age?
Person 2: Nah, he is just Rosenbauming it
Person 2: Nah, he is just Rosenbauming it
by GreasyFrenchy November 20, 2021
Ghost citing is the act of attributing a statement or fact you made to another author in order to give it more academic weight. Usually done by attaching a citation that leads to a random page in a well respected academic journal in the field.
This method was developed and perfected by Canadian Rene M. Hradecky
CAUTION: Should only be used once or twice every 50 citations.
This method was developed and perfected by Canadian Rene M. Hradecky
CAUTION: Should only be used once or twice every 50 citations.
A+ paper: "The Tutsi cockroaches have collaborated with the Belgians for too long - Justice is long overdue. Cut the tall trees now, and rid Rwanda of the Tutsi imperialists yelled Hutu rights activist Jean Kambanda"
Nerd: Wtf! Where did you get that information?
Rene: Why the Journal of East African studies, of course!
Nerd: Are you ghost citing against? Don't make me call the African Institute of Human Rights again.
Nerd: Wtf! Where did you get that information?
Rene: Why the Journal of East African studies, of course!
Nerd: Are you ghost citing against? Don't make me call the African Institute of Human Rights again.
by GreasyFrenchy November 29, 2021
The act of deceiving females into thinking you are a good person so they will blow you behind cineplex. Made famous by Canadian Matthew Xavier Lafrance, who is famous for having sex with over 50 girls in 10 day at the Ottawa Bluesfest music festival in 2017.
Utilization of the past tense (Mattipulation)
He Mattipulated her into sexual intercourse, despite her boyfriend's pleas.
He Mattipulated her into sexual intercourse, despite her boyfriend's pleas.
by GreasyFrenchy February 02, 2020
A Canadian rapper known for his intentionally offensive lyrics against: the LGBTQ community, victims of WW2, and most notable the entire female gender. Lil Decky has progressively gotten more offensive, as his sexual experiences grow wilder. Accidentally grinding on a man at a music festival incited his hatred of the LGBTQ and made him wonder if he was gay for many nights.
Lil Decky has found more success outside of rap. He is an aspiring lawyer and hopes to defend people accused of hate crimes. He is a devoted alcoholic and drank over 27 beers and 10 shots at an Ottawa music festival before passing out inside the women's bathroom in a bar. Lil Decky's lyrics can be said to be a lyrical expression of the hatred he feels towards his ex Shayde, but he claims he plays girls for fun.
Lil Decky has found more success outside of rap. He is an aspiring lawyer and hopes to defend people accused of hate crimes. He is a devoted alcoholic and drank over 27 beers and 10 shots at an Ottawa music festival before passing out inside the women's bathroom in a bar. Lil Decky's lyrics can be said to be a lyrical expression of the hatred he feels towards his ex Shayde, but he claims he plays girls for fun.
Ginger girl: Omg did you hear Lil Decky's new album, so offensive. I can't believe that anyone would ever have sex with him!
French girl: Yeah haha, about that. I'm going to over to Lil Decky's tonight. He is going to teach me the violin.
Ginger girl: it's ok so am I. I hope he doesn't make a song about us.
French girl: Yeah haha, about that. I'm going to over to Lil Decky's tonight. He is going to teach me the violin.
Ginger girl: it's ok so am I. I hope he doesn't make a song about us.
by GreasyFrenchy April 18, 2021