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Articles of Confederation 

A time period starting at 1777 to 1787 were the United States had no idea what the fuck they were doing.
Citizen #1:"So, we've finally seperated from England, now what?"
Citizen#2"We do whatever the hell we want till someone figures out what the hell they're doing. Till then, no taxes!"
Citizen #1:"God bless this shitty system called the Articles of Confederation!"
Articles of Confederation by gabz0rz November 24, 2010

Articles 

Articles AR-tuh-kleez n. The Greek god who protects all paper and printed documents stored within the Clouds around Mt. Olympus.
Thanks to the power of Articles, I never have to worry about Titans wiping out my important documents.
Articles by DrD4zzl3 December 10, 2012

Articles of the dead Instructions 

Organizations Of the Dead, Articles Of the Dead, Articles for the dead, Articles over the dead, Articles Of the Alive Mislabeling the dead Articles Of Life And Articles After the Death Plus Articles Of Demo and Population.
Quincy articles of the dead instructions have been published, the articles of living and alive have not been created, the dead is now recognized as Adults with responsibility’s not to be taken advantage of.

theplayerstribune.com/en-us/articles/romelu-lukaku-ive-got-some-things-to-say 

You just keep going on about the size of your body parts
Not my kind of party
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Articles of Confederation 

The "Prototype" United States Constitution. They were made because America wanted to be the polar opposite of England. They soon realized that was a horrible idea.
The Articles of Confederation made the federal government so neutered and inconsequential that they may as well not have existed. They could not tax, enforce laws (there was no president until 1789), or really do much of anything. The "United States" was more like "The Thirteen Very, Very Divided Independent Countries." England passed the popcorn as America floundered like a fish out of water, before an event known as "Shays' Rebellion" gave everyone a massive reality check.

Articleship 

A modern-day slavery period which they talked about in history books during the French Revolution.

Mainly comprises of tax returns, non-existent social lives, disfunctional spinal cords and corporate butt-licking.

Also the time where you're paid enough to buy a cup of coffee once in a while.
Rohan : Hey, have you seen Karthik anywhere? I haven't seen him in 3 months. Has he gone missing?

Girish : Ah, not to worry. It's just his articleship. We'll see him soon again in 3 years.
Articleship by politebakchodi October 30, 2023