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matthewsexual

someone who is in love with just matthew gray gubler. they have love for only matthew gray gubler and nobody else.
Hey! I’m matthewsexual.

Matthewsortoism 

The state of being as morbidly obese as an American disappointment, Matthew Sorto who managed to become the most morbidly obese American child, held in the Guinness World Records. Usually used as a slur or insult.
Bro! You're so fat, you have Matthewsortoism

Matthewgraygublersexual 

A strong attraction towards only Matthew Gray Gubler and possibly women.
“Hey dude did you know I’m matthewgraygublersexual?”
“Okay dude”
Matthewgraygublersexual by dumbbiotch December 29, 2020

Matthewed 

An eroticism whereby your girlfriend screams your best mate's name instead of yours during intercourse. This eroticism evolved after a man called Simon wanted his wife to cheat without actually cheating. He asked her to scream "Matthew" to satisfy his desire without the heartbreak.
Mostly exclamations such as, "Oh Matthew!" but/or possibly "Oh Simon/Boyfriend, Matthew does!"

I was Matthewed last night.
Matthewed by WilliamEvans October 8, 2011

matthewkirkwood 

sickest cunt on twitter

the handle is worth 20k

buy now
i wanna be a “matthewkirkwood” !
matthewkirkwood by not rien November 24, 2020

Matthewtrappe 

Person 1: Did you see the slender who wears a skirt?
Person 2: Yes I saw he is Matthewtrappe!
Matthewtrappe by besti edit wes January 16, 2021
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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