Matthew Berry

The act of defecating on your partners face while jamming berries up their rectum.

“That chick was a real freak. I cleaned out the grocery store giving her a Matthew Berry.”

by SchwiftyShades September 23, 2021

Matthew Berry

The person in the group that loved Cordarrelle Patterson; also, the prettiest girl in the bar

"Why didn't things work out with Billy?"
"Oh he kept on hyping up Cordarrelle Patterson back in 2014"
"Oooh Billy sounds like a Matthew Berry"

by cptduck31 August 23, 2016