Matthew Andres

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A sweet and strange that always has something new to bring to the table. Probably into theater.
Likes to send a lot of mixed signals of self confidence, such as calling themselves ‘sexy’ to a ‘rat.’ People named Matthew Andres are astronomical people to know, so never let them go. :)

Person one: Who is that boy?
Person two: That’s Matthew Andres. Always gets the lead role in the musicals.

Matthew Andres by BurgerKingEnthusiast June 7, 2021

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Matthew Andres

Super cool dude. Associated mainly with Breeze Wojciechowski in 2021, and Kei Swagstar in 2022. Smells like chicken noodle soup apparently?? (what the fuck) Is really eepy and also reminds people of a kids teddy bear (specifically the one that a kid takes everywhere and doesnt let go of)
Is really cool when he doesnt crash his car

Person 1: Omg is that Matthew Andres??
Kei Swagstar: Fucking love that dude, he’s so cool

Matthew Andres by happymealenthusiast December 19, 2022

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Matthew Anderson

Matthew Anderson- a possible perverted man with a small penis.

He was a Matthew Anderson.

Matthew Anderson by Brekin July 7, 2019

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Matthew Anderson

A ridiculously smart person with a magic tongue and a sweet nature. Twisty and irreverent. He is a self-aware king and makes no apologies, while making all kinds of apologies.

I should be so lucky as to snag a Matthew Anderson..

Matthew Anderson by Contrarygirl71 November 24, 2022

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Matthew Frank Anderson

One who fondle's Jay Leno's Vagina.

Matthew Frank Anderson went to a party one night and got drunk for his first time...He ended up meeting Jay Leno and fondling her vagina.

Matthew Frank Anderson by mike hunt likes jay Leno a lot November 3, 2010

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Andre and Matthew (Amazing Lovers)

Andre and Matthew love each other very much and will marry each other

Andre: Will you Marry me Matthew?
Matthew: Of course, you are Andre!!

Andre and Matthew (Amazing Lovers)

Andre and Matthew (Amazing Lovers) by Erdna123 November 5, 2021

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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