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Matthew Andres 

A sweet and strange that always has something new to bring to the table. Probably into theater.
Likes to send a lot of mixed signals of self confidence, such as calling themselves ‘sexy’ to a ‘rat.’ People named Matthew Andres are astronomical people to know, so never let them go. :)
Person one: Who is that boy?
Person two: That’s Matthew Andres. Always gets the lead role in the musicals.
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Matthew Andres 

Super cool dude. Associated mainly with Breeze Wojciechowski in 2021, and Kei Swagstar in 2022. Smells like chicken noodle soup apparently?? (what the fuck) Is really eepy and also reminds people of a kids teddy bear (specifically the one that a kid takes everywhere and doesnt let go of)
Is really cool when he doesnt crash his car
Person 1: Omg is that Matthew Andres??
Kei Swagstar: Fucking love that dude, he’s so cool

Matthew Anderson 

Matthew Anderson- a possible perverted man with a small penis.
He was a Matthew Anderson.
Matthew Anderson by Brekin July 7, 2019

Matthew Anderson 

A ridiculously smart person with a magic tongue and a sweet nature. Twisty and irreverent. He is a self-aware king and makes no apologies, while making all kinds of apologies.
I should be so lucky as to snag a Matthew Anderson..
Matthew Anderson by Contrarygirl71 November 24, 2022

Matthew Frank Anderson

One who fondle's Jay Leno's Vagina.
Matthew Frank Anderson went to a party one night and got drunk for his first time...He ended up meeting Jay Leno and fondling her vagina.

Andre and Matthew (Amazing Lovers)

Andre and Matthew love each other very much and will marry each other
Andre: Will you Marry me Matthew?
Matthew: Of course, you are Andre!!

Andre and Matthew (Amazing Lovers)