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Matsubara 

Usually refering to a man with a gigantic dick and unmatched beauty. Matsubara's get all of the ladies and fucks them so hard till their nose bleeds. Also refering to a man who is charming and hot.
"that man is such a matsubara"

"look at that bulge he must have a Matsubara in their"

" i do not ever think i could fit a matsubara in my mouth"

" i had sex with a matsubara last night and now i can not even walk"
Matsubara by big dick playa May 1, 2009
Words you can keep

Miki Matsubara

Miki Matsubara is the creator of a hit late 90's Japanese pop song "Stay With Me" who has unfortunately died in October 2004 due to an illness. May this legend rest in peace
Someone:Have you heard of the song Stay With Me? Friend: from Miki Matsubara? Someone: *sigh* .... May she rest in peace..
Miki Matsubara by Harahara June 4, 2022

matsukawa 

,,who's your favorite character?"
,,yeah, its matsukawa , our lord and savior-"
matsukawa by appleisgodmp4 November 8, 2020

Matsukawaism 

A religion in which we pray to the godly one known as Matsukawa Issei, our king, our lord, our savior, and his gorgeous eyebrows.
Me : Oh, yeah, I made a shrine.
Someone : Oh! Cool. What type of shrine?
Me : A shrine for practicing Matsukawaism.
Matsukawaism by anonymous November 4, 2020

Miki Masturbara

A Japanese and Fapanese fetish artist who cumposed music about her own sexual experiences and participated in the opening and ending theme songs of the TV anime Gu-Gu Ganmo under the name of Suzie Masturbara until her death on October 7th, 2004.
Miki Masturbara was the pornagraphic queen of J-pop.
Miki Masturbara by GregNelson29 October 4, 2023

Kenichi Matsuyama 

A Japanese actor who played live-action L (AKA Lawliet, Ryuuzaki), a genius detective from the anime Death Note. He was in Death Note, Death Note II: The Last Name, and L Change The World, as well as many other Japanese movies.
Person A: Kenichi Matsuyama played L so well in the Death Note live-action!
Person B: I know! They had a great cast for that!
Kenichi Matsuyama by forbalathegreen September 27, 2009

Masturbarathon 

1. One of those days where you have nothing to do so you spank the monkey many/flick the bean many times!

2. When you try and see how many times you can bash the bishop/tickle the clam before it gets sore.

3. An extra long wank
"Hey, dude. What are you doing today"
"I'm having a masturbarathon, mate!"
Masturbarathon by lewis_luther April 7, 2012
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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