Matjuša 

A very thiccc middle school teacher,

Known her absoute thicc size. If you were to encounter a matjuša greet her or else she will use her death stare, forcing you to come to her by making you very uncomftarable. Avoid this by not looking at her in the first place. Otherwise not a bad all around teacher.
Somethimes you might hate her but at the end we all love her...

Student 1: oh god, i can see matjuša
Student 2: quickly! Don't look at her... we don't wan't the death stare.
Student 1: ok i think she didn't see us.
Student 2: oof that was close...

Matjuša by MedeniČlovek January 6, 2019

mathusa

Mathusa is a sweet, kind, caring and gentle girl. She’s one of the most loyal and golden-hearted people you’ll ever meet. But if you mess with people who she cares about prepare to be destroyed.

I wish I had a friend like Mathusa

mathusa by XxAnonoymousxX December 19, 2017

matusala 

Someone whit the biggest dick (at least 10 inches). Someone who is smart but dumb at the same time.

Matusala its hanging out again!!!

matusala by Lildickiiii April 22, 2021

Matjunas 

When someone that is not next in line prioritizes themselves and tries to bring a unique situation in front of you, or a group of people and not wait their turn.

*Can be used as Matjunas, Matjunasing, or Matjunased.

"Don't Matjunas me- I was here first"

"That person just Matjunased me- I was next!"

"Did we just get Matjunased?"
"There will be no Matjunasing me- I'm next"

Matjunas by 177oose April 22, 2023

Mathusan 

A person sleeping with 10 girls at the same time.

He is defenitly a Mathusan.

Mathusan by RealChef November 21, 2021

Matusa 

Matusa is a fun loving and caring girl who loves and appreciates everyone. She goes out of her way to make the lives of others easier. She is cute, gives amazing cuddles and loves keeping things private. She's also shy but if you make her feel comfortable and safe, she'll make you feel super special. If you have a Matusa in your life keep her close by, you're lucky.

Matusa is just the best person to be around. She's such a goofball.

Matusa by undercoverpickles November 21, 2021

mathusan 

really cool guy with a dick which has a size of a horse's leg. really funny and handsome with abs and big muscles( usually loves gym). he can also pick up girls easily no matter what. normally has a friendship group of 4 and really good in guessing.

OMG GIRLS, i have just got a date with mathusan

mathusan by god is tom November 22, 2021