"I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester," is the definitive, empirically tested retort which wins an argumentforever, and for which no come back is possible.
Edbogard: .. and so I think that Sartre was essentially in error when he mistook the homology between ontogeny and...
Pasco: Arrgh! I can't take it any more! I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester!
Mathusa is a sweet, kind, caring and gentle girl. She’s one of the most loyal and golden-hearted people you’ll ever meet. But if you mess with people who she cares about prepare to be destroyed.