Matingle

That stuff that comes from undesirable places and likes to reside in the most inconvenient places imaginable. It is generally sticky and unpleasantly odorous.

Oh frick, I Have matingle on my shoe.

I woke up the morning/afternoon after the party with a bunch of matingle on my face.

You just spilled the barrel of matingle all over the carpet!

by donteattirestheytastebad May 3, 2011

Majingled

A verb used to describe something becoming messed with, destroyed, or discombobulated in some way. Can be used to describe injurious actions.

"I stubbed my toe and my pinky got majingled."
"Why are my papers all crumpled? Who majingled my shit?"

by Quentin Monopoly July 11, 2007

Madingle

When someone jiggles their balls on the tip of the tongue

Person 1: I had fun last night...
Person 2: Did you like my madingle technique?
Person 1: Yes, it was very skilled.

by CadenErtel November 15, 2017

maningle

Slang word for sex, more specifically hot and/or dirty sex. Also means a sexual act that is kinky.

guy: "I wanna maningle with you tonight"
girl: "ooh, forward or backward?"
guy: "both, then upside down"

by flmxgirl December 24, 2007

Mctingles

When you eat Mcdonalds and your stomach feels terrible. Often this is because of the over indulgence of disgusting hamburgers and indestructible french fries.

Man I feel like shit from eating so much Mcdonalds, i've got the mctingles for real.

by kiwi4president February 27, 2011

Malingle

A very gangsta ass young truly humble under God individual. He's an absolute thug and shouldn't be taken in a joking matter.

Look at malingle fucking go

by Fartqueefonator January 3, 2024