maningle

Slang word for sex, more specifically hot and/or dirty sex. Also means a sexual act that is kinky.

guy: "I wanna maningle with you tonight"
girl: "ooh, forward or backward?"
guy: "both, then upside down"

by flmxgirl December 24, 2007

Life is meaningless and we're all going to die

Something you say to justify your chronic procrastination.

I don't need to do this school assignment because life is meaningless and we're all going to die

by EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG April 15, 2021

subjectively meaningless

something that is objectively meaningless according to the person telling you this phrase but meaningful (and relevant) to everyone else you know (the 'everyone you know' includes most people in your generation/age range/social category)

boy 1) my mother says that smoking Mary Jane is meaningless

boy 2) just ignore your old lady. her opinion is subjectively meaningless but meaningful to idiotager or idiotagers in our class.

by Sexydimma January 11, 2013

Meaningless sex

To have sex with someone you don't have feelings for or don't really like...just to have sex for pleasure but not because you love them to actually make love to them

Jordan has meaningless sex with his ex girlfriend every friday night

by Rochelle summers May 9, 2018

life is meaningless

ah yes, mine too. instead of doing something more important than this, i'm typing this and you're reading this.

fuckeddisshittius: oh damn, life is meaningless smh

by ThatLesbianThatStoleYourGirl September 25, 2019

Majingled

A verb used to describe something becoming messed with, destroyed, or discombobulated in some way. Can be used to describe injurious actions.

"I stubbed my toe and my pinky got majingled."
"Why are my papers all crumpled? Who majingled my shit?"

by Quentin Monopoly July 11, 2007

Mandingler

A word you use as an online username once who realise to your disappointment that mandingo has already been taken

hmmmm......mandingler?

by Mandingler March 19, 2017