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Life is meaningless and we're all going to die

Something you say to justify your chronic procrastination.
I don't need to do this school assignment because life is meaningless and we're all going to die

subjectively meaningless 

something that is objectively meaningless according to the person telling you this phrase but meaningful (and relevant) to everyone else you know (the 'everyone you know' includes most people in your generation/age range/social category)
boy 1) my mother says that smoking Mary Jane is meaningless

boy 2) just ignore your old lady. her opinion is subjectively meaningless but meaningful to idiotager or idiotagers in our class.

Meaningless sex 

To have sex with someone you don't have feelings for or don't really like...just to have sex for pleasure but not because you love them to actually make love to them
Jordan has meaningless sex with his ex girlfriend every friday night

life is meaningless 

ah yes, mine too. instead of doing something more important than this, i'm typing this and you're reading this.
fuckeddisshittius: oh damn, life is meaningless smh

Majingled 

A verb used to describe something becoming messed with, destroyed, or discombobulated in some way. Can be used to describe injurious actions.
"I stubbed my toe and my pinky got majingled."
"Why are my papers all crumpled? Who majingled my shit?"
Majingled by Quentin Monopoly July 11, 2007

Mandingler 

A word you use as an online username once who realise to your disappointment that mandingo has already been taken
hmmmm......mandingler?
Mandingler by Mandingler March 19, 2017