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Mathildo 

A French dildo which can be used in multiple ways. Available in all kind of shapes and colors. Original design made in Roanoke.
Mathilde used her mathildo on a lonely Saturday night.
Mathildo by AShellokittydutch April 14, 2009
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Mathilde 

She is an amazing girl she is deadly beautiful but she doesn't use it against people every guy she knows has a secret crush on her she is smart and classy if you know her or date her you are a very lucky person her smile is one of the most beautiful ones. Every time you see her you should feel happy .She has one of the best personalities she can easily keep your deepest darkest secrets, you can trust her with your life.she is usually very hyper. she is also very popular
Omg mathilde is coming!!
Mathilde by Ms emma June 15, 2017
The orginal non-shortened form of the name Tilly.

She is absolutely stunning, every guy wants her. She has a perfect body, and is very clever even though she doesn't believe it. She is a goddess in bed, and knows exactly how to please a guy.

She is so easy to fall in love with, some have even waited months to be with her!
"You're seeing Mathilda aren't you?"
"Yeah she's perfection"
Mathilda by Phillije January 6, 2015

Mathilde 

She is the girl whom every guy has a secret crush on. She is deadly beautiful but she isn't the type who knows it and uses it against both guys and girls. She is a girl of her words and she has them in her power and uses them well. She is a type of girl who easily could be lesbian or bisexuel because she falls in love with the personality, not the sex.

She is 17 and she is far from in-between
everybody look Mathilde is comming
omg she is so Mathilde today
Mathilde by fimreand October 21, 2010
A Matt or Mathew such as former Lions QB that is being overly sensitive/needy/buthurt/not participating etc. Or not particularly interested in whatever is taking place while giving off a conceited or pompous like vibe.
Goddamnit Matildo you fucking suck at everything.

Wah my names Matildo and I'm sad about stuff
Matildo by Evil Keith August 26, 2022

mathilde smile 

A girl's smile that simply is too contagious, makes everyone else want to smile.
Whenever someone looks at a mathilde smile, they smile too.
Like an infection.
Goddamnit that girl's smile is beautiful.
thats a mathilde smile.
mathilde smile by ollidee February 2, 2016
Someone who's great with weapons, killing any one getting out of her way. Most likely to get killed by Mathilda is children under the age of 7 years old.
Hey dude did you see Mathilda?
No if I did I would be dead by now.
Mathilda by xXMurrenaFlingorXx January 24, 2017
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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