Machildo

The state of giving up on goals and priorities for the feeling of lust, gluttony, sloth, or any other form of dopamine.

I have to move out of my house by tonight, but I decided to be machildo and stay in bed and watch hentai.

by datrillest1evA December 26, 2022

Mathildo

A French dildo which can be used in multiple ways. Available in all kind of shapes and colors. Original design made in Roanoke.

Mathilde used her mathildo on a lonely Saturday night.

by AShellokittydutch April 14, 2009

Marchildon Time

Someone who says they will be ready in 10 minutes but is ready 4 hours later.

Bob: Hey are we playing at 7pm?
Tim: Probably not going to happen tonight. Jack is on Marchildon Time.

by Not a Marchildon January 28, 2022

Machindouche

A word used to describe users of Apple products that find them selves superior to other becuase they own these products. These individuals are often found at starbucks pretending to do work, and acting extremely smug.

Wow, look at that machindouche!

I once was a machindouche, and then i realized i have no friends.

by crapple2011 October 14, 2011

machilo

A piece of shit

Wow you are such a Machilo

by creamsodafaygo February 16, 2018