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Matchstick Man

The matchstick man cheated the poor, old schmuck out of
50.000 dollars.
Matchstick Man by J. Malik January 1, 2006

Flaming Matchstick 

When a male gender gets a habanero pepper and cuts it in half, takes one half and enters it in his rectum area, and the other half into his pee hole. After doing this he runs in counterclockwise circles untill he throws up on a female circus mule.
"Man last night was so off the chain me and Andy did six flaming matchsticks before 2 am."
Flaming Matchstick by Urban Andy February 1, 2009

matchstick man

Refers to simple or rudimentary pictures (drawings, paintings, etc) of people. They're called "matchstick men" because their limbs are made of simple lines, or matchsticks.

Con artists are also referred to as matchstick men because they create temporary personas that are fleeting and simple.
Dude, don't give that guy any money. His story doesn't add up. He's totally just a matchstick man.

Many a L. S. Lowry painting includes a matchstick man.

matchsticking 

The act of having anal intercourse and finding out that your dick has been smudged with excrement, resembling a burned matchstick.
-I fucked the shit out of that girl yesterday, literally! I was matchsticking like a mofo!
matchsticking by matchstickman January 29, 2008

matchstick 

a skinny pale fiesty redhead chick; a flame
"but she's a redhead"
"but she a matchstick!"
matchstick by wat eva March 30, 2009

matchstick stanley

Stanley or similar tool knife with two blades side by side separated by a matchstick. Gap ensures stitches are complex leading to permanent scarring.
The ned threatened him with a matchstick Stanley to the face.
matchstick stanley by PsychMink September 13, 2015