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Someone who has is of respect and everyone looks up to as being the man. Un tipo que se la sabe todo en la calle, pero seguramente no paso del noveno grado.
"Diablo loko, javier taba rapando con xiomara, y la mama lo agarro. Cuando ese tipo vio a la mama se volo del segundo piso y no se rompio ni un hueso"....."ese si e un MATATAN"
matatan by bksgre8st March 31, 2005
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Ga Dang, Paul is a matatan!
Matatan by thematatan November 30, 2022

Hakuna Matata

It means no worries, for the rest of your days~
can’t think of a sentence with hakuna matata in it :(
sorry for any inconvenience caused
A HUGE rack! Big breasts! -Natural and or "medically enhanced"..
"Wow man! That Jessica has some pretty awesome Matatas!"

''-Yeah bro, I'd love to motor boat em!"
Matatas by Jizz-Master Splooge August 6, 2013

Kakuna Matata 

Kakuna Matata is a Pokemon Philosophy:

"No matter what attack is used against you, you can always use Harden."

Kakuna Matata is the evolution of thick skin
Kakuna Matata by The SamWow Guy October 21, 2010

Hakuna Matata Bitches 

No worries for the rest of your days...bitches

Used to bring your self up and further push some one down used to address a losing group mostly
I just picked up first place in the spelling bee, hakuna matata bitches

matawan ceiling hobos 

These people have been here long before all the normies they were responsible for the creation of matawan and the matawan Aberdeen middle school all u matawan needs should thank them because they are responsible for the shitty state yall live in
Danm bro I threw a whole band worth of money at the matawan Aberdeen middle school ceiling thanking the matawan ceiling hobos (that everyone knows lives up there)
matawan ceiling hobos by I know sll December 21, 2021