A small town in Ohio consisting of a school, gas station, and a family restaurant called “The CountryCharm Cafe.” The kind of town where you drink and watch football religiously on Saturdays and Sundays.
There’s this great restaurant in Metamora called “The Charm” and they have the best peanut butter pie in the world.
In the ass-end of nowhere, a small town in central illinois with one stoplight and a mcdonalds. a few gas stations, a school, and thats about it. Everyone here loves football and if you are not obsessed with it you are considered a douche.
Guy 1: Dude im tired of chicago, lets go on a road trip south.
Guy 2: K dude I know the perfect place, Metamora, Illinois!
Guy 1: Where the hell is that?
Guy 2: Its this tiny town by peoria surrounded by cornfields!
Guy 1: Wow I hate you.
Tamimplayz: Metamorphosis - INTERWORLD is the bestphonk of all time can't change my mind won't change my mind
Mirnetic: facts
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3 stages a bitch must go through. The first is a Bitcherpillar, the 2nd is a Bitch Cocoon, and the 3rd is a Bitcherfly. Very few people get to the Bitcherfly stage, however, and usually stay trapped in their Bitch Cocoon stage.
To truly master the arts of bitching, you must first understand Bitch Metamorphosis.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.