Matéu

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Matéu is an incredible person, he is attentive, listens, very intelligent and creative, kind.He always wants to help people and give them advice. Matéu is a trusted person. He has several personalities but all make of him a unique person and a good person. He loves to make people laugh and he is really funny.

Matéu will always be there for you

Matéu by Licorne-2003 November 21, 2021

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Mateu

hottest man in the world, even people named jack want him

Jack: Mateu is so hot

Mateu by daijdwui9awghdyui0d February 6, 2022

Mateu

HE IS SO HOTT, HE GETS ALL THE HOES, AND HE IS THE MOST LOYAL BOYFRIEND, AND HE IS SO TALENTED AND HOT

Holy shit Mateu is so hot

Mateu by Dohx44 December 27, 2019

mateu

A 6 foot fucking nerd who doesn’t get sleep and is on FaceTime all night. He likes to play football

Guy: did u see Mateu in the hallway
Guy 2: yeah he almost killed Rooper

mateu by Mayo29 November 3, 2019

Mateu

a dude that is dating your friend and is also dirty minded. He is friends with abdul, there boys he called him the dullanator or abby wabby… they might be a thing idk.

person 1: Hey is that mateu, what a fagg
person 2: nah he’s cool he’s friends with abdul, and he’s dating rosalinda, a very smart and beautiful girl.

person 3: i heard he’s fucking abdul on the side
person 1: poor rosalinda, what a smart and beautiful girl. i think im in love…

Mateu by abdul.is.my.boss December 15, 2024

Mateu Alemany

Mateu Alemany is the fucking goat. Best man in the world. The king of negotiations.

Ffs this Mateu Alemany don convinced me to buy Umtiti for 40 million euros.

Mateu Alemany by Viber1212 November 22, 2021

mateu rayo trager

a chill guy but he’s dating your friend so not chill ig but he’s friends with abdul. it’s rumored that he fucks abdul on the side but his girlfriend, rosalinda is a super smart and beautiful

person1: yooo is that mateu rayo trager!!! wait but i heard he’s a fagg. don’t be have a girl tho?

person2: yeah nah he is dating that supper smart and beautiful rosalinda girl… i think im in love, but he fucks abdul in the side
random black and also gay they/them: what a fucking nig fag

mateu rayo trager by abdul.is.my.boss December 15, 2024

Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026