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HE IS SO HOTT, HE GETS ALL THE HOES, AND HE IS THE MOST LOYAL BOYFRIEND, AND HE IS SO TALENTED AND HOT
Holy shit Mateu is so hot
Mateu by Dohx44 December 27, 2019
A 6 foot fucking nerd who doesn’t get sleep and is on FaceTime all night. He likes to play football
Guy: did u see Mateu in the hallway
Guy 2: yeah he almost killed Rooper
mateu by Mayo29 November 3, 2019
a dude that is dating your friend and is also dirty minded. He is friends with abdul, there boys he called him the dullanator or abby wabby… they might be a thing idk.
person 1: Hey is that mateu, what a fagg
person 2: nah he’s cool he’s friends with abdul, and he’s dating rosalinda, a very smart and beautiful girl.

person 3: i heard he’s fucking abdul on the side
person 1: poor rosalinda, what a smart and beautiful girl. i think im in love…
Mateu by abdul.is.my.boss December 15, 2024
Matéu is an incredible person, he is attentive, listens, very intelligent and creative, kind.He always wants to help people and give them advice. Matéu is a trusted person. He has several personalities but all make of him a unique person and a good person. He loves to make people laugh and he is really funny.
Matéu will always be there for you
Matéu by Licorne-2003 November 21, 2021

Mateu Alemany

Mateu Alemany is the fucking goat. Best man in the world. The king of negotiations.
Ffs this Mateu Alemany don convinced me to buy Umtiti for 40 million euros.
Mateu Alemany by Viber1212 November 22, 2021

mateu rayo trager 

a chill guy but he’s dating your friend so not chill ig but he’s friends with abdul. it’s rumored that he fucks abdul on the side but his girlfriend, rosalinda is a super smart and beautiful
person1: yooo is that mateu rayo trager!!! wait but i heard he’s a fagg. don’t be have a girl tho?

person2: yeah nah he is dating that supper smart and beautiful rosalinda girl… i think im in love, but he fucks abdul in the side
random black and also gay they/them: what a fucking nig fag
mateu rayo trager by abdul.is.my.boss December 15, 2024
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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