Mateu

hottest man in the world, even people named jack want him

Jack: Mateu is so hot

by daijdwui9awghdyui0d February 6, 2022

Mateu

HE IS SO HOTT, HE GETS ALL THE HOES, AND HE IS THE MOST LOYAL BOYFRIEND, AND HE IS SO TALENTED AND HOT

Holy shit Mateu is so hot

by Dohx44 December 27, 2019

mateu

A 6 foot fucking nerd who doesn’t get sleep and is on FaceTime all night. He likes to play football

Guy: did u see Mateu in the hallway
Guy 2: yeah he almost killed Rooper

by Mayo29 November 3, 2019

Mateu

a dude that is dating your friend and is also dirty minded. He is friends with abdul, there boys he called him the dullanator or abby wabby… they might be a thing idk.

person 1: Hey is that mateu, what a fagg
person 2: nah he’s cool he’s friends with abdul, and he’s dating rosalinda, a very smart and beautiful girl.

person 3: i heard he’s fucking abdul on the side
person 1: poor rosalinda, what a smart and beautiful girl. i think im in love…

by abdul.is.my.boss December 15, 2024

Matéu

Matéu is an incredible person, he is attentive, listens, very intelligent and creative, kind.He always wants to help people and give them advice. Matéu is a trusted person. He has several personalities but all make of him a unique person and a good person. He loves to make people laugh and he is really funny.

Matéu will always be there for you

by Licorne-2003 November 21, 2021

Mateu Alemany

Mateu Alemany is the fucking goat. Best man in the world. The king of negotiations.

Ffs this Mateu Alemany don convinced me to buy Umtiti for 40 million euros.

by Viber1212 November 22, 2021

mateu rayo trager

a chill guy but he’s dating your friend so not chill ig but he’s friends with abdul. it’s rumored that he fucks abdul on the side but his girlfriend, rosalinda is a super smart and beautiful

person1: yooo is that mateu rayo trager!!! wait but i heard he’s a fagg. don’t be have a girl tho?

person2: yeah nah he is dating that supper smart and beautiful rosalinda girl… i think im in love, but he fucks abdul in the side
random black and also gay they/them: what a fucking nig fag

by abdul.is.my.boss December 15, 2024