Masterjobbing

Masturbating while someone else gives you a handjob. Note: In order to not be gay, assistant's hand needs to be on top.

Your sexy roommate is masturbating, you lend him a hand thus performing the masterjobbing maneuver.

by Q2 ORDNANCE October 16, 2009

Mastursobbing

To masturbate and cry deeply at the same time, usually as a result of profound emotional disturbance or conflict, as seen on American Horror Story.

I saw my sexy ghost maid touching herself, so I went to my room and started mastursobbing.

by Desdem0n February 11, 2013

Masterbombing

Similar to masterbating, but once one busts, they will put in all of the weight and pressure in the body into the penis, and even stroke it with a fist or other objects at the same time as-well. This will cause the penis to make as big of an explosion as possible and cause the ejaculate to splatter and fly all over the place, similar to a bomb.

"Finished Masterbombing in my room yesterday. Took me almost an hour to clean it all up, and my weiner still feels weird."

by Dr. Jelq October 14, 2024