Masterjobbing
Masturbating while someone else gives you a handjob. Note: In order to not be gay, assistant's hand needs to be on top.
Masterjobbing by Q2 ORDNANCE October 16, 2009
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Mastursobbing
To masturbate and cry deeply at the same time, usually as a result of profound emotional disturbance or conflict, as seen on American Horror Story.
Mastursobbing by Desdem0n February 11, 2013
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Masterbombing
Similar to masterbating, but once one busts, they will put in all of the weight and pressure in the body into the penis, and even stroke it with a fist or other objects at the same time as-well. This will cause the penis to make as big of an explosion as possible and cause the ejaculate to splatter and fly all over the place, similar to a bomb.
"Finished Masterbombing in my room yesterday. Took me almost an hour to clean it all up, and my weiner still feels weird."
Masterbombing by Dr. Jelq October 14, 2024
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