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Mister Fister

one of the more prolific gay bars of the west hollywood, california area
ted had a tshirt that read: "I got my funny button tickled at Mister Fister"

mister fister

ryan bourget is the new mister fister.
mister fister by vgirl December 7, 2006

Mister Fister

One who fist's a woman often.
"Mister.......Fister"
Mister Fister by Anonymous April 22, 2003

Mister Fister

Mistering is where five guys each take turns in fisting the smallest dude (preferably a black midget) and scoops out their poop. Then they all put it in their mouths and spray it it the air
Damn homie should we do the mister fister
It does take some skill though

fister mister 

A man who fists other men at rapid fire speed.
Whoa, look at that fister mister over there! He's totally fisting those guys at rapid fire speed.
fister mister by D3adM3rchant December 20, 2015

Sister Fister the mister kisser 

Your dad
My dad is a sister Fister the mister kisser
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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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