massing

A form of using brutal force of a mass instead of people with skill to fight.

Yeasterday the Alliance was massing Onyxia with 40 people.

by Phlex May 13, 2005

massing

A form of emailing, usually having more then two people involed.

A form of chatting done outside any chatroom and when no other options exist.

"thanks for including me in the massing yesturday guys"
*silence*

by C01DfuS10N March 11, 2004

troops massing at the border

The final stages of a bukkake-style movie, where the male performers crowd in towards the face of the female star prior to ejaculation.

Jemima looked around in nervous anticipation as George, Alexander, Hugh, Roger, Trevor, Claude, Martin and Harry shuffled closer to her, manhoods standing proud. She could see the troops massing at the border, and it was only a matter of seconds before she was the cover star of the Tatler bukkake special.

by Uncle Whippity December 27, 2008

Half-Massing It

Comparative to the term Half-ass, although this is only used in church settings. A half Masser will leave Mass early because they feel that their time is too important to waste on staying the entire mass. The most common time to spot a Half-Masser is right before or during the final hymn of the mass, because they want to miss out on the massive cluster fuck that occurs in the parking lot immediate following Mass.
Half Massers are only above people who attend Mass once a year in terms of how much they are hated in the religious society.

...And God shed his ligggghhhht onnnn ussssss!!! ... Oh... Christ, there goes those Johnsons, I swear they are Half-Massing It every Sunday!

by MrDomino December 28, 2007

Conscientious Masking

To wear masks around people you don’t want to talk to in absence of a pandemic

simran: I notice pinku wears a mask on & off at work
jasmine: yea, she came up with “conscientious masking” so people she despises will stop talking to her eventually

by rtalati February 17, 2021

fatherus missingus

defined as a stan of meowbahh, red velvety, dream, jellybean or any other stans of cringe creators

cringe stan: it nOT a MIStaKe, It ✨MAsrPICe✨
Nat geo camera man:'here we see a wild fatherus missingus staning jellybean and threatening all other fathers in its radius

by anti cringe club March 29, 2022

mormon mashing

When a Mormon girl mounts you and proceeds to dry hump; believing that this action is the equivalent of intercourse, but really it ends with her mashing your nuts into peanut butter through 5 layers of clothing. You'd be lucky to walk away with blue balls

John thought he would get lucky on his trip to Utah, but as she got on top he was soon overtaken by intense Mormon Mashing; after hours of ball mashing, he would only be told that she had to get to bed in time for church leaving him with a sore sack and a limp.

by NotJoeSmith November 16, 2014