Mass Turbanation 

The act of getting large groups of people to wear turbans. Not to be confused with masturbation.

Sam told everyone at school to wear Middle Eastern themed headware in an attempt at Mass Turbanation.

Mass Turbanation by NickFuckface January 2, 2012

WMT's: Weapons of Mass Turbation 

A set of Tits...a monstrous ass...or any other part of the female body you have seen in porn vids or pictures that demands masturbation. Especially if said video/picture can be "USED" multiple times for viewing pleasure.

Dude did you see the monstrous clit on that Armenian stripper in that video? Going home to download that.....will be used as a WMT?

WTF is a WMT?

(WMT's:WEAPONS OF MASS TURBATION!) Im gonna pull a muscle jerkin my beef to this!

WMT's: Weapons of Mass Turbation..Huge tits,Huge ass, lovely clit....anything you can wack off to.

WMT's: Weapons of Mass Turbation by Urban Millz July 21, 2012

Masturbanation 

A form of jerking off only while wearing a turban. Also known as Halal Jerking.

Frank: Yo dude yesterday i finally got around to masturbanation...
Paul:No way, Howd it go?
Frank:Amazing dude i jizzed all over my turban.

Masturbanation by Lucious Maximus April 3, 2009