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Massúod 

There were and are millions of Masuds, Masoods, Masouds, Massouds and Masods in the world but there is only one Massúod. This is the only thing that makes you special. You have no other specialities. Try to think beyond your name. Do something big. Let the world remember you. We know you write it this way because one has to correctly pronounce your name. It’s not Masooooood but Mass (silence) and ùod which means prosperous in Arabic.
Only Massúod Hemmat writes it this way.
Massúod by Mas7 November 22, 2021
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Ahmed Shah Massoud 

The late legendary commander of the Northern Alliance, killed in a plot by terrorists from Napakistan. He was an ally of the west & democracy.
Ahmed Shah Massoud is immortalised in the hearts & minds of people of Panjshir. Now his son takes his place.
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a masuod is someone who will come and bomb your home if you get on the wrong side of them as in

Masuod also means awesome unless your name is Ayman Masuod then you are what is known as a common nigger who is forever alone
Guy "do you know who you just fucked with"
Guy 2 "no"
Guy "damn dude well it was nice knowing you"
BOOM!

Masuod
Masuod by taz5600 February 26, 2013
1) Basically, a stud. A good-looking guy who is irresistible to the opposite sex.
2) Also super intelligent who has the will and intellect to go very far in life.
3) His good looks, success and straight up charisma will make many from his tribe jealous but in the end they only hope to grab a second of his attention.
"Check him out, this guy is such a Massud! I mean he's so smooth!"
"A mom's wish is that one day her daughter can Mary a Massud"
"I hope that my kids can grow up and be a Massud"
Massud by Dude0099 June 21, 2013
Massoud is a beautiful Egyptian man with a nice cute Jordanian girlfriend. He has a crap ton of friends and always depends on his homie Balooshi. Massoud's favourite hobbies are football and playing video games like league of legends and cs:go.
Holy crap it's the coolest guy in Sharjah Massoud I need to get his autograph.
Massoud by Massoud's friend November 26, 2018

iasha massood 

the best woman that has ever been on the apprentice. she shags lord sugar on the daily and slays the tasks (but then she got fired probably because she stopped shagging him). with her skincare like being lux she is the biggest man magnet ever cow she is pengers.
person 1: omg have you seen the latest apprentice
person 2: iasha massood is the pengest woman ever with her skills
iasha massood by biggestbeastever November 16, 2019
The baddest bitch west of the Mississippi..

One who is thicker than a bowl of oatmeal.
Damn did you see Massoud, he’s a bad bitchhhhh!
Massoud by Massoud’s #1 Fan November 22, 2021
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