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Massoud is a beautiful Egyptian man with a nice cute Jordanian girlfriend. He has a crap ton of friends and always depends on his homie Balooshi. Massoud's favourite hobbies are football and playing video games like league of legends and cs:go.
Holy crap it's the coolest guy in Sharjah Massoud I need to get his autograph.
Massoud by Massoud's friend November 26, 2018
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The baddest bitch west of the Mississippi..

One who is thicker than a bowl of oatmeal.
Damn did you see Massoud, he’s a bad bitchhhhh!
Massoud by Massoud’s #1 Fan November 22, 2021
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A shoulder to cry on. He is a sweet guy who can be there for you all the time. He is willing to listen to all your rants and is compassionate enough to the point that he is willing to go through with your sufferings. He must be appreciated because he has a big heart.
You need someone like massoud in your life
Massoud by cuteygirl02 November 23, 2021

Ahmed Shah Massoud 

The late legendary commander of the Northern Alliance, killed in a plot by terrorists from Napakistan. He was an ally of the west & democracy.
Ahmed Shah Massoud is immortalised in the hearts & minds of people of Panjshir. Now his son takes his place.
The legend who ruled the Persian Empire. You have to be well worthy to deserve such a name. There's a committee which has to allow this name to be set upon you.
Their only dream was to call their son Masoud

Milk Massous 

A girl that plays with the guys cum in their hands.
Quit being a milk massous and lick your hands dry!
Milk Massous by tittyfuck69 April 22, 2009
MASOUD is a arabiac name and mean is happiness, also this name is for Iranian people with same mean, in Turkey they using this name with different speel.
Masoud is good f...r
Masoud by Masoud ariaiy August 20, 2018
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