Masoner 

A hella rad beezy :). A bestfriend.

Melissa: That Molly is Such a Masoner.
Becca: Yeah, dude. I love her.
Melissa: That is my Masoner :)

Masoner by Melissa May May 25, 2008

masonrayparker

Three6’s annoying ass bot brother who always gotta ask in IG comments “wHO eLse hIGH AF rn?”

Me: *chilling, scrolling to the comments on IG*
Masonrayparker: “Who else high af rn”
NIGGA SHUT UP REPORT THIS BITCH ASS NIGGA

masonrayparker by Inmyfeelsfrfr February 24, 2020

Masonry 

The fraternal organization of all bald people in the world, guiding today's society through obscure indirect political maneuvers.
One bald guy can be found at any public event, pretending to have a family and silently surveilling the digression of the events.

A: "Do you see that bald guy?"
B:"Yes, he looks so serious and unhappy, like he knows things that he can't speak about."
A:"No way, he looks like he's in the fucking Masonry or something."
*Laughs*
B:"To be fair, he looks like any bald guy."
A:"Then any bald guy must be part of it"
*Laughs*

Masonry by Salvo la Scopa November 6, 2022

MasonGraphic

A 15 year old boy who was abused by his dad and his mother left him and he now makes YouTube videos on the internet and tries to help his viewers with depression and help them see good things in life. He is a loving man.

MasonGraphic is a YouTuber

MasonGraphic by MasonGraphicFAN December 30, 2013

Masonry Position

So called for the tendency among sexually uninspired women to lay supine and motionless during intercourse. The term modifies the well-known term missionary position with the girl's brick-like demeanor.

The girl I took home last night was rubbish in the sack. The only sex she knew was masonry position--she laid like a fucking brick.

Masonry Position by Dweebston February 24, 2011

masonesque 

1. To be conceded, bossy and seemingly in charge
2. To put your needs and wishes above all others

Tom: Hey Katie, did you catch that band that played for an hour and fifteen minutes last Saturday?

Katie: Yeah, I can't believe they played so long! They were totally masonesque.

masonesque by Riley Adams August 22, 2006

popping a mahoner 

the act of getting a boner when dancing with an unattractive girl then having it observed and/or photographed.

Dude Ben is popping a mahoner wutta freaken wierdo.

popping a mahoner by ... April 9, 2005