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Mason Greenwood 

An ex- United player who's been arrested for raping his girlfriend. People used to compare Deadwood to the likes of Saka and Foden but they were all fatherless United fans. Can often be seen asking women to open their legs before allegedly bruising and bashing them. Proper cunt.
"Dad did Mason Greenwood score today."
"No son he's in prison because he's a dirty rapist."
Mason Greenwood by MASON FORCEWOOD February 6, 2022
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Many Underrated Never Ever Even Begin... to think that they will win the ballon d’o’r MASON GREENWOOD will
The Ballon D’o’R winner 2027 is............MASON GREENWOOD

Mason Greenwood 

The most talented youngster in world football right now. destined to win the Ballon D’Or after leading Manchester United to their second treble. Foolish people compare him with Foden, Fati, Martinelli etc.
Oh how I wish my team had a Mason Greenwood
Mason Greenwood by Samba459 April 4, 2021

Mason Greenwood’s Fifa 21 Face Scan 

The spitting image of what come up in my nightmares
Mum: Did you sleep ok, you we’re very loud. Did you see Mason Greenwood’s Fifa 21 face scan again
Me: how did you know. He force me to watch him shag some Icelandic gyal.

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
Word of the Day on July 7, 2026