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Taking the day off work (when others have managed to make it in) as a result of an incredibly light dusting of snow on the ground. Made popular in the U.K. as a result of hysteria from ‘yellow’ warnings broadcast by the BBC.
Louis: “Where’s Gavin?”

Stuart: “He’s having a Mason Day”

Louis: “But it’s not snowing!?”

Stuart: “.....”
Mason Day by rdjm01 May 17, 2018
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Kick a mason day

A day hwere you can kick people called mason!
Oh shit- i forgot its kick a mason day!
Kick a mason day by Jenna bulionp October 15, 2020

National Bully Mason Day 

On the day, August 30, any person name Mason is to be bullied.
Chad: Hey you know what today is?
Jeremiah Smith III: Hell yeah, National Bully Mason Day.

national bully mason day: the prelude 

You bully people named mason because they cant date women
Cant wait for national bully mason day: the prelude on February 22nd!

National rape Aaron Mahon day

John : let me rape u

Aaron : why

John : because it’s National rape aaron Mahon day

Aaron : fair enough put it in
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