Mason Day

Taking the day off work (when others have managed to make it in) as a result of an incredibly light dusting of snow on the ground. Made popular in the U.K. as a result of hysteria from ‘yellow’ warnings broadcast by the BBC.

Louis: “Where’s Gavin?”

Stuart: “He’s having a Mason Day”

Louis: “But it’s not snowing!?”

Stuart: “.....”

Mason Day by rdjm01 May 17, 2018

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Kick a mason day

A day hwere you can kick people called mason!

Oh shit- i forgot its kick a mason day!

Kick a mason day by Jenna bulionp October 15, 2020

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National Bully Mason Day

On the day, August 30, any person name Mason is to be bullied.

Chad: Hey you know what today is?
Jeremiah Smith III: Hell yeah, National Bully Mason Day.

National Bully Mason Day by Shazala August 29, 2019

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national bully mason day: the prelude

You bully people named mason because they cant date women

Cant wait for national bully mason day: the prelude on February 22nd!

national bully mason day: the prelude by J@$H February 18, 2022

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National rape Aaron Mahon day

Rape aaron mahon

John : let me rape u

Aaron : why

John : because it’s National rape aaron Mahon day

Aaron : fair enough put it in

National rape Aaron Mahon day by Aa.ron45 September 15, 2022

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

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