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Maskawath 

/mɑ skɑ wɒθ/
noun
1. a Quranic name for boys and girls that means means “niche”, which is a shallow recess in a wall that contains a lantern (it is like a shelf to put lanterns on, but the shelf is embedded inside the wall).

2. a quiet, highly intelligent, repressive and mysterious person of excellent taste with sociopathic tendencies. There are a select few people that they genuinely do care about, but are very helpful to others regardless.

Origin
ARABIC
مشكاة
mishkat

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PERSIAN
مسکوات
maskawath
The Maskawath in the Mughal era were so beautiful.¹

I have a feeling that he might be a Maskawath, he is way ahead of our league.²
Maskawath by Duddo November 30, 2021
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Mastawate 

Waiting to masturbate, waiting for the chance to masturbate, or waiting for pornography to load so you can take a swing at your junk.
I wanted to jerk off, but i mastawated for like an hour before my mom was done using the computer.
Mastawate by Mr. Puckett February 26, 2011

makamathics

Making up ur own statistical results as u see fit

Results without any data to back them up
the makamathics of the "Drake equation" predicts that the possibility of other inteligent life elsewhere in the universe are between 1:1 and 1:infinity?

the makamathics of the presidential election results of Florida 2000 were unparalelled in U Ass history
makamathics by Paarse Frikandel February 19, 2011

Maskatate 

The act of opening and closing you mouth to move move your mask on your face
It's funny to watch people maskatate duri g conversations
Maskatate by Mask H8R April 28, 2021

maskgathering 

Gathering of people while wearing face masks, likely for the reason of protecting themselves and other from spreading viral deceases such as COVID-19
It was definitely a maskgathering at the Aquarium.
maskgathering by Eugene Ray July 13, 2021

Maskopath 

A person who think their mask doesn't work unless you are wearing a mask.
maskopath: Where is your mask? are you trying to kill me.

You: follow the science.

You are acting like a Maskopath
Maskopath by Fatherjack April 28, 2022

Maskathovial 

An adjective for something or someone you try to not hate, but the person or object is just too awful to keep up a facade of non-hatred. We all know someone like this.
She was a maskathovial friend who I struggled not to hate. This was a common consensus among her friends.
Maskathovial by Silo of Trees July 14, 2025
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