Mashitty
a large knife (much like a machete) specialized for cutting open one's asshole in order to cure his or her constipation when the pills just aren't working
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Grumpy McShittypants
Robert: Sir, wake up! We need to leave this establishment before Phillip arrives to challenge you to a duel!
Joseph: Robert, leave me alone, for I am tired!
Robert: Joseph, quit being a Grumpy McShittypants!
Joseph: Robert, leave me alone, for I am tired!
Robert: Joseph, quit being a Grumpy McShittypants!
Grumpy McShittypants by Fanchero November 21, 2010
McShitty
1)
A meal ordered through the McDonalds drive through that turns out to be the wrong order, but you have already started to drive away. You are pissed if you have to turn around and return it, but just as pissed you didnt get what you paid for.
can be reffered to as a
2)
Biggiesized McShitty- When its your 3 yo kids who get the McShitty insted of their McHappysack, and you have already started to drive away.
A meal ordered through the McDonalds drive through that turns out to be the wrong order, but you have already started to drive away. You are pissed if you have to turn around and return it, but just as pissed you didnt get what you paid for.
can be reffered to as a
2)
Biggiesized McShitty- When its your 3 yo kids who get the McShitty insted of their McHappysack, and you have already started to drive away.
1)
Driver: hey dude, can you pass me the double cheeseburger i ordered, im fuckin hungry.
Passenger: Damn it, they gave you a McShitty instead.
2)
3yo kid: whhaaahaaaaaaahaaa!!!!!!! I WANT MY GOD DAMN HAPPY MEAL!!!! Whahwahhhhahhaaaaaa!!!!!
Driver: For christs sake, did they have to Biggiesize that McShitty.
Driver: hey dude, can you pass me the double cheeseburger i ordered, im fuckin hungry.
Passenger: Damn it, they gave you a McShitty instead.
2)
3yo kid: whhaaahaaaaaaahaaa!!!!!!! I WANT MY GOD DAMN HAPPY MEAL!!!! Whahwahhhhahhaaaaaa!!!!!
Driver: For christs sake, did they have to Biggiesize that McShitty.
McShitty by CHOUL aka Patches O'Houlihan August 30, 2007
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