Mashies 

Mashed Potatoes

I love me some mashies with butter on them.

Mashies by EEEEEEEEE-Dogg May 8, 2011

mushies 

Halucinogenic mushrooms. Usually of the genus Psilocibe.
shrooms

"Aaaarrrr man, these mushies are fucken intense".

mushies by Anonymous June 23, 2003

Mushies 

(Moo-sheez)

The sweet nothings you get from your bae .

Girl 1: You should hear the mushies I got from my boyfriend last night.

Girl 2: Ooooo. What he say?

Girl 1: He was all like "I'm never gonna leave you, you're my babe, I love you more than those tacos you gave me last night."

Mushies by idkit January 3, 2015

mathieson

An idiotic bitch

Wow that’s a real Mathieson

mathieson by Anonymous 198720001 May 18, 2018

Pushin' Mushies

"Pushin' Mushies" is an incredibly versatile phrase having applications that apply to disparate subject matter

1. That thing that kitty-cats do when they step onto a soft, bouncy surface and gently push their paws into it

2. Pooping

3. Dealing psychotropic mushrooms

4. arch. Selling exotic beanie-babies on the black market

You to your roommate from the bathroom: Yo, can you answer the door? I'm pushin' mushies in here.

or

Before he was just selling herb, but I hear he recently started pushin' mushies.

Pushin' Mushies by matato May 22, 2010

mashie

The unstopable urge to confuse people on purpose.

Example 1:

2 kids working on a science project:-

Dawn:So how do we find the molecular structure of the atom?

Jerry: by flipping to page 86 and completing the lesson about molecular shapes and how it contributes to air pollution.

Dawn: WHAA..??!

Jerry: nothing, I like tuna.

Dawn: Quit pulling a mashie and concentrate with me!!

Example 2:

Stop mashying around your confusing the shit outta me!

Example 3:

I'd love to mashie him right now, look now guillable he looks!

mashie by Sheeblez November 20, 2007

maskies 

Like a selfie, but with a mask.

Watch out for COVID, blast your social media with maskies!

maskies by The Troll April 12, 2020