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mashie

The unstopable urge to confuse people on purpose.
Example 1:

2 kids working on a science project:-

Dawn:So how do we find the molecular structure of the atom?

Jerry: by flipping to page 86 and completing the lesson about molecular shapes and how it contributes to air pollution.

Dawn: WHAA..??!

Jerry: nothing, I like tuna.

Dawn: Quit pulling a mashie and concentrate with me!!

Example 2:

Stop mashying around your confusing the shit outta me!

Example 3:

I'd love to mashie him right now, look now guillable he looks!
by Sheeblez November 20, 2007
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pink mashie

skateboard term that means smashed finger, usually obtained by screwing up any trick which requires you to grab the board.

also called stubbed blunts, bloody stumps, pink stubby blunts, etc
i hit the top of the half-pipe while reaching down to grab my deck, missing the board altogether i ran over my own fingers leaving me with 3 pink mashies
by SCRhollywood February 3, 2010
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Mid-Mashie

Golf: A Mid-Mashie used to be a 3 iron metal faced golf club. It was named such because it fell in between a mid iron (2 iron) and a mashie (5 iron).

Potatoes: In grocery stores in the produce isles it is common place for clerks to stack 5lb potato bags excessively high. This causes them to become unstable and unobtainable for shorter individuals, particularly the elderly. The Mid-Mashie is the sack of potatoes the shorter individual will grab located in the center of the pile causing the unstable tower of potatoes to come toppling down on top of them. Clerks will typically yell the golfing term "FORE!" If they see the event taking place.
Produce Clerk, "Grandma Death is going for the Mid-Mashie! FORE!"
by aPatheticGeorge November 20, 2020
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mashitah

A short, beautiful, intelligent, mature woman who cares about others. Loves to give but doesnt like to receive. Is hip but doesnt notice. Obsessed with cute things and has a cute yet not annoying giggle.
I just saw Mashitah playing with kids at the playground. She's cute!
by Mashieeee March 29, 2019
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Massiel

A cute, brilliant, smart, and beautiful person, inside and out. You can trust her always, and she will be always for you. Even you don´t look for her, no matter how busy you are, she will gift you at least 5 mins every day.

The best person you can meet ever will be named Massiel.

Always care about be good looking, fresh and be ready for anything day by day.
Massiel is a very fun person, she will always share with you what she likes, ask for your opinion, play with you and when topic is serious, she can be serious enough and support you.

The most important thing is that shw will always be with you, no matters what...

If there is a Massiel in your life, you are a real lucky person.
(cute) massiel
by XnurBrunX March 7, 2017
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Shit Load of Mashed Potatoes Day

Another name for Thanksgiving. Coined by Tourettes Guy's Dad when everyone brought mashed potatoes to Thanksgiving.
by longsnapper93 December 30, 2010
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Idahoan Potato Masher

A common sex position in Idaho where a man puts a potato into a womans anal cavity and proceeds to pound her ass until the potato is finely mashed.
Dude, I just gave that bitch an Idahoan Potato Masher!
by datllamaoverthere May 17, 2016
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