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Mashiatt is THE most amazing friend you will ever have. She gives the best advice and is funny as hell. Has the best jokes. Every. Single. Time. She is someone who cares about everyone else before herself, even though she's the one which has gone through the most. Helps friends through difficult times and gives the best advice.
No one else is as smart as her. Especially when it comes down to series. Picks up every single damn hint as correctly predicts the WHOLE series after that.
She also has sick drama acting skills. Likes penguins and leche and loves chocolate.
Mashiatt is unique and there is not a single person like her.
Person 1: Hey are you okay?
Person 2: Yeah I'm fine I guess, just going through some hard times..
Person 1: Really? Talk to Mashiatt, she always knows what to say :)
Person 2: Gee thanks
Mashiatt by dommyd2000 December 11, 2021
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frappa-lappa caramel machiatto mocha shake 

Noun.
A made up beverage from starbucks, typically used sarcastically to poke fun at the actual ridiculous drinks people order that are too confusing for normal people (dunkin donut drinkers) to remember and/or say.
Bob: "Hey Tim, I'm doing a starbucks run! Want anything?"

Tim: "Uh, what are you getting?"

Bob: "A Venti Non-fat Peppermint Chai Mocha Latte, skin milk, no cream light on the foam with an extra shot of expresso. And you?"

Tim: "UH....hit me up with a... frappa-lappa caramel machiatto mocha shake, I guess?"

Bob: "You dissapoint me."

Mashitty 

a large knife (much like a machete) specialized for cutting open one's asshole in order to cure his or her constipation when the pills just aren't working
Goddamn, I had too many bean borritos, Im gonna need a mashitty.
Mashitty by Andy K May 19, 2004
Are you mashiat's friend?

She is the bestest
mashiat by Saisid November 23, 2021

mashittafod

The guy behind the counter has got the biggest head I’ve ever seen - he’s got a mashittafod
mashittafod by Canthemanyeshecan December 11, 2023

mashittafod

A person with a moon head, or a massive swede - a huge fod - an infeasible large head
That guy has a got a mashittafod! His bonce is huge !
mashittafod by Canthemanyeshecan December 11, 2023

mashittafod

The guy behind the counter has got the biggest head I’ve ever seen - he’s got a mashittafod
mashittafod by Canthemanyeshecan December 11, 2023
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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