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Very strong italian last name. Mafia related.
the Martocci's are italian
martocci by Lindz G January 14, 2008
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malocchio 

Italian slang for 'the evil eye.' Basically it has similar meaning to the stink eye, but is scarier because it is given by evil little Italian women who then damn you for eternity for doing them harm, doing their family harm, or going against their will.
"Yeah, but you can't say that to Nonna, or she'll put the malocchio on you."
malocchio by oboemastah August 6, 2008

Mrs Marcoochio 

An 8th grade teacher at my school that won’t shut the hell up
She usually talks about stories that nobody is fucking interested in
She has a couple of nicknames including the following: Mrs. Marcoochio & Mrs. Marguccio
Mrs. Marcoochio: be quiet for 10 minutes and read! No movements even I won’t speak to you kids.
3 minutes later...
Mrs Marcoochio: Hey guys I’m gonna tell you this irrelevant story about my family!

markochist 

A person you actively remains in painful situations, not because they enjoy it, but because they know they can handle the pain.
Friend 1: Did you see the latest Unus Annus video? Mark is definitely a masochist.

Friend 2: No, he's a markochist. He doesn't like the pain, he's just testing his limits.
markochist by Dan3on May 4, 2022
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026