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This is an act performed by two lesbians interlocked like scissors, starting with a slow rubbing till each beef burger is swollen and moist building into a frantic pace.

How do lesbians have sex without fingers? Mary on mary of course!
How long does this last for, surely longer than 3 minutes? It could be for hours......

Mary on mary by urban cowboy smith April 28, 2011

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Mary on the half shell

A lawn decoration consisting of a statue of the virgin Mary inside a half-buried bathtub painted sky blue inside. Also known as a bathtub Madonna it is a miniature shrine displaying the owner's devotion to the virgin Mary. While not as bad as a pink flamingo, it is considered by some to be some to be an icon of poor taste.

The new neighbors must be Catholic, they planted a Mary on the half shell on the lawn.

Mary on the half shell by RollingBlock December 20, 2018

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mary on a cross

a song with the meaning of giving head to jesus

"hey have u listened to mary on a cross?"
"no i havent, what is it about?"
"heheheheheheh"

mary on a cross by A. Random. Bitch August 26, 2022

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Jesus, Mary and Joseph on a pogo stick!

The irreverent, blasphemous, Catholic-blasting exclamatory phrase used when a stupid and funny event occurs.

Lars was so drunk that he left his house in his tidy-whiteys without his pants, went to the corner store, and brought back a six-pack.

You: What an idiot! Jesus, Mary and Joseph on a pogo stick!

Jesus, Mary and Joseph on a pogo stick! by Janbaby May 13, 2010

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gift shop on the Queen Mary

Slang term for exploring one's homosexuality when it is still at the thinly-veiled, everyone knows but it's not official yet, closet stage.

John moved out to California to work at the gift shop on the Queen Mary, if you know what I mean.

gift shop on the Queen Mary by MakeItDrizzle July 6, 2009

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Maryon

Very loyal, protectors, strong and steadfast in their beliefs. Always willing to lend a hand and help anyone in need. Able to accomplish any task set before them. Known for their never give up attitude.

My car broke down on the side Im so glad the Maryons came to the rescue

Maryon by Bmaryon June 19, 2016

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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Palmela Handerson

Your hand that you masturbate with.

Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!

Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018

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