Mary Todd 

1. What guys in San Francisco want to do. Written purposefully as a misspelling of "Marry Todd."

2. Abraham Lincoln's wife

Guy: I was in San Francisco yesterday. Everyone was holding signs that said "I want to mary Todd."

Other guy: I ain't gay so I'll marry Mary Todd instead.

Mary Todd by MaryTodd November 18, 2012

Mary Todd Lincoln

Mary Todd Lincoln is when a man "takes one for the team" by marrying a very unattractive and emotionally unstable woman.

My friend John is pulling a Mary Todd Lincoln by marrying Bertha. I wonder if he will ask her to do an Abe Lincoln on their wedding night?

Mary Todd Lincoln by Urban Robb February 12, 2014

Mary Todd Lincoln

A weird psycho lunatic who's goings to end up in an asylum somewhere starring at a wall trying to nurse a watering can.

I mean do I have to spell it out for you? You're a Mary Todd Lincoln if there ever was one.

Mary Todd Lincoln by Chad Radwell February 19, 2017

Mary Todd Stinkin 

An all female orgy taking place at the White House.

"Bro, Eleanor fuckin Roosevelt used to have hella Mary Todd Stinkins!"

Mary Todd Stinkin by DonkeySpunk June 11, 2017