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Mary is a very pretty and smart girl. She's usually very tall but her height is amazing. Everyone wants to be her and the boys are all in love with her. She is polite but will kill you if you do something wrong. But either way she loves all her friends and would do anything for them
Person 1: Who is that she's really tall and pretty
Person 2: Oh thats just Mary D
Person 3: I wish I wear Mary D

Person 1 and 2: Saammmeee
Mary D by heyyyyyyyboo February 1, 2021
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Mary Day 

Celebrated March 24th. The day where all things Mary are celebrated. Traditional Mary Day celebrations include (but are not limited too) gift exchanging, large amounts of sweets, balloons, signs, and an occasional party or two
March 24th 2011, Mary day is celebrated for its 2nd time
Mary Day by Mary Day enthusiast April 10, 2011

Mary DeKeyzer 

Cruel, uncaring and a con artist, narcissict
Oh, you got scammed by a Mary DeKeyzer

Mary Donaldson 

1. Crown Princess of Denmark, future Queen of Denmark
2. A rather vulgar sexual act involving ceramic figurines, ice cubes and an alarm clock.
3. A rags to riches story
1. Her Highness Princess Mary
2.
Guy 1:Oh my god, dude, like last night, we did the Mary Donaldson
Guy 2: DUDE YOU ROCK!!
3. Wow shes a real Mary Donaldson, hey?
Mary Donaldson by Luthor X February 6, 2009

Jesus fucking Mary doggystyle Christ

1. Possibly the most extreme, blasphomous term to use when one is surprised and/or outraged in the english language.
2. Used as a term to say something random but incomprehensible for a few seconds to the person the term is directed to.
Situation 1:

Somone busts into a room with an AK-47 and shoots the person right next to you.

Your response: Jesus fucking Mary doggystyle Christ!

Situation 2:

Johnny: Sooooo...
Mike: hmm....
Chris: yeah...
Dalton: JESUS FUCKING MARY DOGGYSYLE CHRIST!
Johnny: wtf happened?
Mike: oh my stars
Chris: lollerpops

hail mary day 

Hail Mary day, a day in which it will take a miracle to get out of bed, and be productive. Usually used in the case of depression
TODAY IS a hail Mary day, cause it's gonna take miracle to get me out of the house

Mary Delgado 

The most amazing girl ever.
That fine, fly chick that you wish you had.
The girl that reps the 904 to the fullest.
"Dang, look at that girl...She is a Mary Delgado NO DOUBT!!"
Mary Delgado by thegreatest09 February 4, 2009