Marvel Fanboy

A person, usually a man between the ages of 18-40, who could've possibly cured cancer, world-wide famine, poverty, or written the next great American novel if they devoted half the time they spend riding Marvel's dick to something actually important.

Can be observed either

A) Relentlessly defending Marvel against ANY criticism(imagined or not)

or

B) Personally insulting and/or otherwise getting genuinely upset at people that don't think Marvel(Cinematic Universe) is THE #1 entertainment entity, in all or most ways. Will unironically accuse anyone of divergent opinion regarding Marvel of being a "DC fanboy" even if said person has never read comics. Rumored, but unconfirmed to masturbate to Disney-stocks they don't even own.

How these guys find the time to work a job, sleep, or even wash their hands is a question for the ages, considering there is literally no time they cannot be seen knob jockeying online. *See IGN comment sections*

Regular Person: So I just got back from seeing *insert latest Marvel movie here*, and it was good but...

Marvel Fanboy: In all fairness nothing in the entire universe is perfect, so you're just nitpicking.

Regular Person: No, I would've just preferred if they...

Marvel Fanboy: So you're saying you could've made a better movie?

Regular Person: What? No. I'm just giving my opinion as a viewer...

Marvel Fanboy: Funny. I didn't see you "just giving your opinion" on the Batman Vs Superman article. You're obviously a full of shit troll.

Regular Person: Well, that's because I didn't see Batman Vs Superman...

Marvel Fanboy: LOL wow great fucking logic! Found the DC fanboy! *Tells "Martha" joke for the quadrillionth time while fantasizing getting spit-roasted by Stan Lee and Walt Disney*

Marvel Fanboy by The Blackest Panther May 10, 2018

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Marvel Fanboy

Someone who believes that Marvel has it all because they have only seen the Marvel Cinematic Universe films, and judges all of DC Comics based on the two or three of their bad films

Mark is a Marvel Fanboy

Marvel Fanboy by thetrendyass April 25, 2015

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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jerb

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Word of the Day on May 22, 2026

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Cheeks

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

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