Marty White

A person who tells the same story over and over. Usually thinks he’s the funniest one in the group and is probably texting a girl from highschool as we speak.

Did you really just tell me another Marty White story?

Marty White by Mikekuhlyedig November 26, 2019

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Krystal mary white

A bad bitch. Strong minded big booty. Beautiful blue eyes.

Krystal Mary white likes to have big booty

Krystal mary white by Kmw1919 August 28, 2023

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White Trash-Mart

A low budget white trash depatment store where everything from cheap plastic Chinese made crappy household items to hamburger containing 50% chicken gizzards and chicken scraps can be purchased. Patrons are uually identified by their Nascar t-shirts or the fake highlights in thier hair.

Wow, Jim has more talent than White Trash-Mart has fake highlights.

White Trash-Mart by T-Munny May 29, 2008

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white trash bloody mary

a delicious concoction of V8 juice and premium Burnett's vodka. usually a two to one ratio of V8 to vodka. stir and serve over ice to impress all your trailer park friends at the next brunch at the redneck yacht club.

"Hey Kelley, can you make my white trash bloody mary with Spicy Hot V8? I need a kick this morning.."

"Best hangover cure? White trash bloody mary and a wake and bake session."

white trash bloody mary by KentuckyGentleman October 11, 2011

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Mary Whitehouse

Rhyming slang for shitehouse. Mary Whitehouse was a campaigner for morals and decency on British television.

I need to use the mary before I foul myself.

Mary Whitehouse by Pete October 25, 2004

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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