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Marshmallowism

Along the lines of cannibalism, marshmallowism is what occurs when Peeps roast marshmallows by a campfire.
Chick Peep: What are you doing?
Bunny Peep: I'm roasting marshmallows by this rockin' campfire.
Chick Peep: Dude, you're a peep. That's so totally marshmallowism.
by WWJG54487213657 December 30, 2010
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Marshmallowing

When you cannot get an erection but shove your cock inside the vagina or anus any way to have sex.
I was so drunk I was just marshmallowing her.
by Taverna scotiatoastie January 7, 2016
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Shooting Marshmallows

A phenomenon that happens on online shooters, in particular Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2. This phenomenon deems said bullets ineffective, causing no damage to the enemy whatsoever.
THE FUCK IS GOING ONNNN?!?!?!? AM I FUCKIN SHOOTING MARSHMALLOWS OR SOMETHING?!?!?!
by nneeeaauuhhh March 20, 2010
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Chocolate Marshmallows

The act of inserting clean marshmallows into a woman's rectum. After letting them sit for an extended period of time the inserter then removes the chocolate covered marshmallows with his tongue and eats them. Transporting the marshmallows into the insertee's mouth is optional.
Guy: "Hey I want some chocolate marshmallows"
Girl: "Alright let me undress!"
by Arthur Shagnasty January 16, 2011
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fluffy puff marshmallows

Advertised by Homestar Runner, who eats about 147 of them with a "tall glass of melonade!" (or marmalade). It's mascot is a big white marshmellow called Marshie (thats M, then arshie!). Not to be confused with "Flushy Push Marshmellows", "Fluffity Puffity Marshalades" or "Fluffy Puffies".
Homestar: "Before I drink a tall glass of melonade, I like to eat about 147 FLUSHY PUSH MARSHMELLOWS! Seriously folks..."
Director: "Cut! You said Flushy Push."
Homestar: "I know! Can you believe it?!?!"
Director: "They're called Fluffy Puff."
Homestar: "I know! Can you believe it?!?!"

"Before I drink something, often times I eat something too!"

"Before I drink a tall slice or marmalade I eat 147 marshmellows. I mean fluffy puffies."

"They're fluffity! They're puffity! 12345!"
by The Thnikkaman September 30, 2004
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Marshmallowsted

A version of being roasted, but with an addition of graham crackers and chocolate.
I could’ve marshmallowsted her so hard when she walked out of the room with chocolate all over her face but I decided to keep quiet and laugh at her in silence.
by CheekMinusTheE July 7, 2021
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Marshmallowistic

If Rayy moved to Australia we would meet and it would be Marshmallowistic
by Jellyy June 5, 2009
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